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I'm accident prone and have an incurable case of bad luck.

I've broken toes, my foot and ankle (at the same time), re-fractured that before it was completely done healing... broken my tailbone, my wrist, my jaw, and I'm no stranger to stitches.
I dunno if bad luck is better than no luck, but at least you got some luck??
 
Lol notice I didn't add breaking bones.
But thats not been bad either. Broke my leg when I was 12 testing a homemade catapult made from bending over a tree.
Cracked two vertebra in 5 places, cracked my jaw, broke my nose and chipped out an eye socket. Getting hit by a truck while waiting to make a turn on my bike.
But it was cartoons 🤣
 
I'm accident prone and have an incurable case of bad luck.

I've broken toes, my foot and ankle (at the same time), re-fractured that before it was completely done healing... broken my tailbone, my wrist, my jaw, and I'm no stranger to stitches.
Got ya beat. I stopped counting broken bones at 70 qty. Never broke my jaw though. That has to suck! I’ve seen enough westerns that I just stitch myself up now.
 
99% chores complete and had breakfast so it’s getting close to party time!!
I have 1% of chores accomplished! Nah, I tended to the birds one time, cleaned up the goose mess from overnight, now I think I want food. Doing stuff will be more difficult today with a goose in tow. There he is, I think it’s a he, just waiting to do something.
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