Kiki's upcoming party

[Painted Calls]

it's fun to be ornery sometimes.

Facts.

 

[R2elk]

Why?

Because I can. Today's victim was a cockerel. He is now relaxing in a soothing ice cold bath of salt water.

 

[Painted Calls]

Because I can. Today's victim was a cockerel. He is now relaxing in a soothing ice cold bath of salt water.

He has a more relaxing "life" than me. Please disturb his bath by shouting "GOTCHA" and shooting him with silly string or a pop gun.

 

[R2elk]

He has a more relaxing "life" than me. Please disturb his bath by shouting "GOTCHA" and shooting him with silly string or a pop gun.

No thank you. His next bath will be in hot water with carrots, celery, salt and pepper until he falls apart from the relaxation.

 

[Painted Calls]

He has a more relaxing "life" than me. Please disturb his bath by shouting "GOTCHA" and shooting him with silly string or a pop gun.

No wait. Bust in and yell at him that you have to poop!

 

[R2elk]

No wait. Bust in and yell at him that you have to poop!

His spa is set up in a pot in the kitchen sink.

Your final four letter word there is a word that I do not use in real life.

Besides, he is past the point where it would be possible to disturb him.

 

[CHlCKEN]

Think I'm good... took a fencing class a couple years ago... was in tae kwon do until covid... dad's a 4th degree blackbelt... got a Pyrenees LGD... sister's got a slingshot... did archery with 4-H... I'm right handed but shoot left handed with a handgun and can hit five cans in a row 1/2 the time...
Still want to make death threats?

X2! I have a 1200 pound death stomper with a temper and teeth

 

[CHlCKEN]

His spa is set up in a pot in the kitchen sink.

I’ll let his ghost know what the plan is, I’ll bring back a message for you.

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

Think I'm good... took a fencing class a couple years ago... was in tae kwon do until covid... dad's a 4th degree blackbelt... got a Pyrenees LGD... sister's got a slingshot... did archery with 4-H... I'm right handed but shoot left handed with a handgun and can hit five cans in a row 1/2 the time...
Still want to make death threats?

Perfect! I'll be the stabby-stabber, and you'll be the sniper! Does that work?
Also, teach me. Please. I've used a wristrocket before and shot a pellet gun, but teach me more.

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

In this game, since you are not a team leader you cannot kill anyone. What you are capable of in real life has no bearing here.

Hol' up a sec, does this mean that I can't stab and/or eviscerate anyone to death?