Kiki's WeekEND Home Made Goodie Goodness

[Kiki]

This just popped up on my fb!! Too funny!
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Block!



Fight fight fight!

 

[Clearwater Chicken]

The first time I raised a shotgun, I landed flat on my keester ... twice in a row. I never even got proficient enough to know how bad an aim I have. If I must, gimme a safe little 22 ... but turn your eyes away, if you want to keep 'em!

shotguns are not that bad, i have a 12 gauge that i can shoot accurately

 

[RUNuts]

It's the British equivalent of Blazing Saddles ... nowhere near close in plot or rendition ... but the same scale of off-the-wall humor. MP is more campy and maybe even more intense!

What's a dazzling urbanite like you doing in a rustic setting like this?

 

[MROO]

This just popped up on my fb!! Too funny!
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Between 1-2, including both! Mom always said of my beef ... "With a little care, it could've lived!"

 

[Clearwater Chicken]

This just popped up on my fb!! Too funny!
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between 2 and 3, if you get good meat and cook it right it will almost melt in your mouth

 

[MROO]

I have been remiss in posting one of my art pieces, I apologize. However, I have been violently ill since one of you slipped me that wasabi KitKat.

Here is one of my paintings I did when I was a lot younger.

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With age I have lost the ability to paint like I could when I was younger.

Some of you might think Leo painted this, you’re wrong, I painted it. Leo stole it from me and signed it. I was waiting for it to dry when he took it.

He had slipped me a jalapeño and grapefruit flavored KitKat and I was so violently ill I could not chase him down.

Leo didn't slip you that KitKat - SHE did! Just look at that guilty smirk!

 

[muddy75]

shotguns are not that bad, i have a 12 gauge that i can shoot accurately

Depends on the load.....I got a really bad bruise one time from a Turkey load

 

[Kiki]

where’s @Kiki this morning?!?

Stuffing stuff.
I was trying to cure this damn headache.
Nothing is working.
I think I might have gotten myself dehydrated for real...I can't figure it out.

I'm drinking water with my fake coffee now.
I don't plan on going outside at all today so I should be about to beat the today.
Unless I start to feel better...then I'm going out.

 

[Clearwater Chicken]

Depends on the load.....I got a really bad bruise one time from a Turkey load

I have only had brusies from getting too excited at shooting ducks and miss positioned my gun so the but of the gun was on my bicep after a day of that My arm hurt.

 

[MROO]

Do you have any choices that are Cooked just a tad more??

When you go out to eat, just request "shoe leather." It'll come out just right!
( ...ICK ... )