Kiki's White Trash and or Nerdy Birthday Bash Funeral

[Kiki]

Some poor redneck had probably just bought it and it blew out the back of their SUV. Then some other redneck came along and stole it!

I might fall for this but I have been searching the stores for weeks looking for one and everybody is out of stock.

 

[Kiki]

It was just meant to be. I better ask the Mexican if he planted it for me to find.

 

[MROO]

i just processes and cooked like a dozen males last weekish?? and there’s still too many crowERS!!!

I don't have the heart or the cojones to process my own birds. Maybe one of these days ...

 

[muddy75]

Yeah well why didn't the jackasses tell me this 8 years ago so I could have been prepared?
I went at 6:00 in the morning to be the first one in line...once they told me they only except the first 10 people in line in the morning that do not already have an appointment.

Anyways I waited an hour and a half got my wristband so I could enter the building Come to find out they won't deal with me because I did not have my birth certificate.

I haven't needed my birth certificate probably in close to 25 years if not more.

I normally keep track of things very well but somehow my birth certificate disappeared.

Want to take a wild guess on how much it costs to order and expedite a birth certificate that may not even ship out within 10 days because of the Corona crap?

at least 15$ for copy of bc

 

[CindyinSD]

I'm pretty sure if I had worms I would be a lot skinnier than I am.
I ain't scared.

You don't need worms to pare off any pounds! You're perfect already.

 

[muddy75]

I rewound it twice but I couldn't understand.

i’ll check and see if i can decipher/remember all i can think of was wanting to tell him to shhhh! because i had video running

 

[MROO]

Some poor redneck had probably just bought it and it blew out the back of their SUV. Then some other redneck came along and stole it!

Nah - some poor fool paid a fortune to order it online and get it shipped to the store ... then some other redneck swiped it out of their yard, leaving their babies crying while they ordered another with the Free Shipping code they earned buying the first one. Then the Karma-Wind blew it out of the pool-burglar's truck and into Kiki's field. See ... everybody "gets theirs!"

 

[Kiki]

I don't have the heart or the cojones to process my own birds. Maybe one of these days ...

I can't actually kill mine but I have no problem processing them.
The first few times I would hold my breath for whatever reason but now I can actually breathe normally while I'm processing them.

 

[Kiki]

at least 15$ for copy of bc

Add about 40 to that.

 

[WhatTheDuckingDuck]

My favorite SD question: "Do I need a passport to drive through the Rez?"

Answer: No. More recently however, you will likely be stopped at unofficial, unauthorized "CV-19 check-points." Just take the 90 or the North Platte route.

Ha! This is true!