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*gasp* Daffi! how dare you call him a chicken! How lowly of you, you should be ashamed of yourself!
Tweeter: There is nothing wrong with being a chicken!
Hey! GET OFF! This is a duck thread! go back to the chicken chat thread, BBSJ!
Tweeter: whatever! BBSJ is much better! we are having a chat thread party on Saturday!
Leave us alone you chicken!
Yea! QUACK!
Speak one more time and i'll bite you!
Tweeter: I have a sharper beak! i can peck, and it will be harder!
Go away! FYI, It's a bill! *bite*
Tweeter: ow! *Peck* Fine i'll leave!
And don't come back!!!!

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INDEED! There's NOTHING worse then a chicken!!! Especially when they think they are superior! HAH! Poor things are tricking themselves! Must I mention ducks resistance to hot and cold weather is great while chickens, are fair! And how ducks are not only have great resistance to weather (while chickens are POOR) but LOVE it! And how some breeds of duck (Magpie included) lay DOUBLE what chickens lay! And how ducks are SOOO Much quieter! We boy ducks don't even QUACK! While roosters justvCOOOOOOOOOCCOOOOOODOOOODDDOOOOOOOO! At the TOP of there lungs EVERY SINGLE MORNING!!!!!! I SHOULD KNOW! OUR NEIGHBORS HAVE CHICKENS!!!!

Tweeter: haha! as you can see most ducks are rude and oversarcastic and complain a lot! CERTAIN BREEDS are for certain things! At least we vary more in personality! most of the time (at least in Wa state) there are only under 10 ducks at the --------- county fair! and tons of chickens! Because Chickens have more pretty and detailed feathers! mommy has never had a chicken GET killed by an animal, 7 ducks died from getting killed by an animal, that shows our survival instincts ar much better! If a Wild Jungle Fowl met a mallard, the Jungle fowl would win in the fight to death! his spurs would eventually come through while the mallard attempt to hurt him more with his "Bill" SQUEAKY ONLY LAYS IN SPRING! my kind lays in summer spring, and most of fall! and duck eggs, are discusting! Plus, not all ducks are loud! Redferd is a blabber mouth! but Squeaky is worse! Ducks are so predictable! OOOOH LOOK AT ME QUACK QUACK QUACK HEY LOOK! AN INJURED ONE OF MY KIND I'LL PICK AT IT! eventually it dies and they eat their kind!

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Tweeter: haha! as you can see most ducks are rude and oversarcastic and complain a lot! CERTAIN BREEDS are for certain things! At least we vary more in personality! most of the time (at least in Wa state) there are only under 10 ducks at the --------- county fair! and tons of chickens! Because Chickens have more pretty and detailed feathers! mommy has never had a chicken GET killed by an animal, 7 ducks died from getting killed by an animal, that shows our survival instincts ar much better! If a Wild Jungle Fowl met a mallard, the Jungle fowl would win in the fight to death! his spurs would eventually come through while the mallard attempt to hurt him more with his "Bill" SQUEAKY ONLY LAYS IN SPRING! my kind lays in summer spring, and most of fall! and duck eggs, are discusting! Plus, not all ducks are loud! Redferd is a blabber mouth! but Squeaky is worse! Ducks are so predictable! OOOOH LOOK AT ME QUACK QUACK QUACK HEY LOOK! AN INJURED ONE OF MY KIND I'LL PICK AT IT! eventually it dies and they eat their kind!

Ducks:

See what I mean?!!!! Chickens can't stand the reality that ducks are WAAAAAAAAAAY better than them! The reason there are so few ducks is because ducks are rare and special! Vary in personality?! Hah! Oh yes... One says "I'm want corn!" another says "I want oats!" another says "I want mealworms!" another says "I want flies". Then a dog walks by and they all start screaming and running around all

. VERY good survival instincts! Ducks get in the water where predators won't go! It's the humans fault if there isn't water! Oh, and Some ducks fly! All chickens do is hop around! Yes, GREAT survival instincts! Wild jungle fowl? Whatever! Any wild jungle fowl would've gotten eaten by a leopard while the mallard flew off! Don't you know mallards fly? Goes to show how smart chickens are! Well Squeaky is old, that's why she dosen't lay. Any chicken her age would've given up laying years ago! (No offense Squeaky! You look young.) They aren't as loud as you! You think we're predictable? HAH! A chickens day;
GET UP
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EAT
CLUCK
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SLEEP
BoOOOOOOoring!
A Duck's day;
GET UP
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EAT
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CLEAN FEATHERS
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SWIM
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Not including the times will do unique things!
Ducks don't eat each other!!! Ask Catherine! She had chickens that were all bare back because they'd chase each other down, to pull out the others feathers to eat! Ducks only do that for mating! Chickens BETTER?????

Miel calm down....

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Hey Tweeters!

Miel...

....

(sorry couldn't keep it in!)

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Encore! Go Miel! Well put! Keep it up! M-I-E-L Miel! Yippee!

We can win this!!!!

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See what I mean?!!!! Chickens can't stand the reality that ducks are WAAAAAAAAAAY better than them! The reason there are so few ducks is because ducks are rare and special! Vary in personality?! Hah! Oh yes... One says "I'm want corn!" another says "I want oats!" another says "I want mealworms!" another says "I want flies". Then a dog walks by and they all start screaming and running around all

. VERY good survival instincts! Ducks get in the water where predators won't go! It's the humans fault if there isn't water! Oh, and Some ducks fly! All chickens do is hop around! Yes, GREAT survival instincts! Wild jungle fowl? Whatever! Any wild jungle fowl would've gotten eaten by a leopard while the mallard flew off! Don't you know mallards fly? Goes to show how smart chickens are! Well Squeaky is old, that's why she dosen't lay. Any cicken here age would've given up laying years ago! (No offense Squeaky! You look young.) They aren't as loud as you! You think we're predictable? HAH! A chickens day;
GET UP
EAT
MAYBE LAY AN EGG
EAT
CLUCK
CLUCK
CLUCK
EAT
SLEEP
BoOOOOOOoring!
A Duck's day;
GET UP
LAY AN EGG (EXCEPT FOR BOYS)
EAT
SWIM
CLEAN FEATHERS
TALK TO FRIENDS
SWIM
SLEEP
Not including the times will do unique things!
Ducks don't eat each other!!! Ask Catherine! She had chickens that were all bare back because they'd chase each other down, to pull out the others feathers to eat! Ducks only do that for mating! Chickens BETTER?????

Miel calm down....

Tweeter: Ducks eat others!! go look on youtube! (not like i have) WE talk to our friends! we clean our feathers! and we can Get rid of our mites! (i don't have them though) beause we have special skills to shake off dirt from a dust bath! a duck couldn't do it if it tried! OH MALLARDS THINK THEY ARE SOOOOOOOO GREAT! i'd like to see a whole flock in midair try to doge an eagle and not one of them get taken off! you guys are suckers for peas! i could lead you into an active volcano and you would just be focused on peas! Squeaky has been like that al her life! Male ducks are full of themselves! look at Redferd, such a "pretty boy" "Good boy Webferd! you get more Peas because you're cute!"

Did i mention your attack method? here it is : rub beak up against target flap wings madly
see? LAME!
OUR males have spurs to jab at! our wings are no geese wings but they still make the cut!
wild jungle fowl can fly up into trees to escape danger like leopards!
Aww! Poor little Duckie Wuckies fling away fwom dwanger!
Ha! Ducks are so gullible. their little rounded off beaks and flappy little feet. Meil, you should have kept your beak shut! now, as a civilised chicken i will go in peace from this duckling like behaviour!




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Tweeter: Ducks eat others!! go look on youtube! (not like i have) WE talk to our friends! we clean our feathers! and we can Get rid of our mites! (i don't have them though) beause we have special skills to shake off dirt from a dust bath! a duck couldn't do it if it tried! OH MALLARDS THINK THEY ARE SOOOOOOOO GREAT! i'd like to see a whole flock in midair try to doge an eagle and not one of them get taken off! you guys are suckers for peas! i could lead you into an active volcano and you would just be focused on peas! Squeaky has been like that al her life! Male ducks are full of themselves! look at Redferd, such a "pretty boy" "Good boy Webferd! you get more Peas because you're cute!"

Did i mention your attack method? here it is : rub beak up against target flap wings madly
see? LAME!
OUR males have spurs to jab at! our wings are no geese wings but they still make the cut!
wild jungle fowl can fly up into trees to escape danger like leopards!
Aww! Poor little Duckie Wuckies fling away fwom dwanger!
Ha! Ducks are so gullible. their little rounded off beaks and flappy little feet. Meil, you should have kept your beak shut! now, as a civilised chicken i will go in peace from this duckling like behaviour!

Great Joke!!!!!

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Encore! Go Miel! Well put! Keep it up! M-I-E-L Miel! Yippee!

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Tweeter: hmm, wonder why BYC doesn't add a duck emote! Beacuse they aren't good enough!
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Great Joke!!!!!

I'm sorry about my out of hand little hacker

she is good with computers, and hacked my account
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Tweeter: hmm, wonder why BYC doesn't add a duck emote! Beacuse they aren't good enough!
Tweeter! Shut your little beak!

You want a duck emote? Here's one!

And here's the chicken!

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I'm sorry about my out of hand little hacker

she is good with computers, and hacked my account
Tweeter: have a nice day! choke on a pea while your at it

Choke on pea, HA! We eat things one at a time, unlike you greedy chickens who kill over mealworms!

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You want a duck emote? Here's one!

And here's the chicken!

Tweeter: but if a chicken website cares so much about ducks why isn't there one?
That's it! TWEETER




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Tweeter: but if a chicken website cares so much about ducks why isn't there one?
That's it! TWEETER

Because, ducks are great that a site about them would have people neglecting there work to be on it!

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Tweeter: oh my goodness yea right
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Because, ducks are great that a site about them would have people neglecting there work to be on it!

i put Tweeter in a box. she shouldn't bother a no no more




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WHAT? HOW TWEETER, HOW?




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Tweeter: oh my goodness yea right
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It's just that we can eat quick! Unlike chickens who have to stuff there faces then swallow! And did you see how the drake backed off for little bit to let the girls eat? Unlike roosters who just shove their way in!

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It's just that we can eat quick! Unlike chickens who have to stuff there faces then swallow! And did you see how the drake backed off for little bit to let the girls eat? Unlike roosters who just shove their way in!

Tweeter: Not all roosters! i bet you've never even met a chicken! Ducks swallow it too! redferd and Squeaky INHALE their food!




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Duck Ladie! Keep Meil under control! TWEETER GET BACK HERE!
Tweeter: Neverrrr




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It's just that we can eat quick! Unlike chickens who have to stuff there faces then swallow! And did you see how the drake backed off for little bit to let the girls eat? Unlike roosters who just shove their way in!

Tweeter: Ha! Funny how you took 13 minutes to respond!




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Tweeter: Ha! Funny how you took 13 minutes to respond!

Have to check on the girls.. Make sure they're doing alright. They lay eggs everyday you know! Unlike some creatures I know of....

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Duck Ladie! Keep Meil under control!

Sorry, I can't. Besides, I'm kinda on Miel's side of the arguement...

HAHA!

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TWEETER GET BACK HERE!
Tweeter: Neverrrr

It's useless Fluffers. Chickens brains don't know reason when they hear it...

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Have to check on the girls.. Make sure they're doing alright. They lay eggs everyday you know! Unlike some creatures I know of....

Tweeterh sure like i believe that. wait till spring i bet you'll be keeping an eye on em' evry minute!

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It's useless Fluffers. Chickens brains don't know reason when they hear it...

Tweeter: Well at least i'm not a mommas bird! life is short, make every day worth it!i i'm not gonna let a human control me! unlike you

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Tweeterh sure like i believe that. wait till spring i bet you'll be keeping an eye on em' evry minute!

Yep, gotta guard broody ducks you know!

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Yep, gotta guard broody ducks you know!

Tweeter: Take it from a hen, if there was a roo by me 24/7 i would go nuts!




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Tweeter: Well at least i'm not a mommas bird! life is short, make every day worth it!i i'm not gonna let a human control me! unlike you

I could escape if I wanted to, but my momma raised me, and I owe her some kindness. Unlike you, you ungrateful beast!

Edited by The Duck Ladie - 10/17/16 at 12:17pm

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Tweeter: Take it from a hen, if there was a roo by me 24/7 i would go nuts!

Yes you probably would, but chicken boys aren't gentleman like duck boys...

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GO MIEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I could escape if I wanted to, but my momma raised me, and owe her some kindness. Unlike you, you ungrateful beast!

Tweeter: sometimes you have to stick up for yourself inside you are a wild mallard born to fly! i love her but she can get out of hand! (but her neice is REALLY bad. she thinks i am her little Tweeter!)




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Yes you probably would, but chicken boys aren't gentleman like duck boys...

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Tweeter: sometimes you have to stick up for yourself inside you are a wild mallard born to fly! i love her but she can get out of hand! (but her neice is REALLY bad. she thinks i am her little Tweeter!)

I said I owed her SOME kindness! I don't lay around begging her to hold me!

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I said I owed her SOME kindness! I don't lay around begging her to hold me!

Tweeter: i know right! sometimes humans just think they can hold you whenever they want! It's so annoying!




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See, even you admit chickens are mean! Duck boys are cowards, huh? Check out this thread! Look how that boy duck's guarding the girl!
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Tweeter: i know right! sometimes humans just think they can hold you whenever they want! It's so annoying!

This once I agree with you. But you should let them hold you once in awhile!

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Tweeter: They are mean when they have to be! you can't go your whole life being a little duckling!

Yeah, we're mean when we have to be, what's wrong with that? We aren't like chickens! Mean ALL THE TIME scratching whenever they feel like it!

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This once I agree with you. But you should let them hold you once in awhile!

Tweeter: i do! but when they want it 8 times a day i run!
nice story. been done

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nice story. been done

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Yeah, we're mean when we have to be, what's wrong with that? We aren't like chickens! Mean ALL THE TIME scratching whenever they feel like it!

Tweeter: let's see Here
Domestic chickens display signs of empathy, the ability to ''feel another's pain'' that is at the heart of compassion, a study has found. The discovery has important implications for the welfare of farm and laboratory animals, say researchers.Mar 9, 2011 love google




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Hey look! A spelling error! It should be "Nice story." Shows ya' how smart chickens are!

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Domestic chickens display signs of empathy, the ability to ''feel another's pain'' that is at the heart of compassion, a study has found. The discovery has important implications for the welfare of farm and laboratory animals, say researchers.Mar 9, 2011 love google

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They were the nastiest things on earth...

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Another bad spelling word! It should be College!

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Researchers! Pah! Ask The Duck Ladie how empathizing her chickens were!

They were the nastiest things on earth...

I walked in there and a hen jumped on my neck scratching me. I felt like I was running prison of dangerous criminals. Literally.

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Chickens respect?

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Another bad spelling word! It should be College!

5th grade flashbacks... that substitute thought she was soooo amazing!




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You have the best jokes! I'll give you that!

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You have the best jokes! I'll give you that!

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Oh, yes so mature! TWO Bad spelling words!

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Oh, yes so mature! TWO Bad spelling words!

Meil your a big Bully! Go teach a flock of ducklings grammar!
Feathery: Guys stop! Chickens and ducks are equally amazing!
PFFT we hav had inough chickins interupt 4 1 day




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I didn't now immature ducks won these....

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Meil your a big Bully! Go teach a flock of ducklings grammar!
Feathery: Guys stop! Chickens and ducks are equally amazing!
PFFT we hav had inough chickins interupt 4 1 day

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I didn't now immature ducks won these....

only when their human has an art app!

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Equally amazing, ha! Feathery, don't try to fool yourself!

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What good points? All I heard Tweeters say is "That not true!" No concrete points!

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only when their human has an art app!

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Must I mention that the Drake online university has an art app too?

You enter that?! How'd you find that!

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What good points? All I heard Tweeters say is "That not true!" No concrete points!

yea she has there are plenty of them!
Sunshine : stop being a meanie!
Tweeter: guys don't bother. *whispers* Meil has a anger problem. he is very stubborn, you know how ducks are
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Here Fluffers! I found an essay on why ducks instead of Chickens! Try to find something like that!

Why Ducks instead of Chickens?​

When one decides to get some poultry one might be faced with the question: “Ducks or Chickens”. I believe ducks are a better choice. Ducks excel chickens in many aspects. Ducks are more resistant to disease and bad weather. While chickens can get sick if they get wet, ducks love getting wet and have water proof feathers. Duck’s resistance to cold and hot weather and disease is better than chickens, and who wants to choose a bird more likely to get sick or die? Sick bird don’t lay many eggs, and many eggs are another benefit of ducks.
Chickens start laying at 18-24 weeks old, lay around 22-34 lbs of eggs per year, and need 2.8-4.0 lbs of food to produce a lb of eggs. Ducks, on the other hand, start laying when they’re 16-24 weeks old, lay around 32-52 lbs of eggs a year, and need 2.4-3.8 lbs of food to produce a lb of eggs, so ducks lay more eggs for less food. Duck eggs are also bigger and have more fat and protein than chicken eggs. But not all poultry owner get poultry for eggs. Some get poultry for pets, which is another place ducks excel chickens.
Ducks are rather shy, and are seldom aggressive. The only time they usually inflict injuries on people are when they try to escape someone’s grasp and succeed, or when someone tries to take eggs from a hen, who’s broody. Ducks are the least likely to inflict injury on humans of the larger domestic birds. Chickens, though, can be very aggressive and are prone to scratch people. When one looks at the better qualities of ducks compared to chickens, you have to conclude that ducks are a better, if not the best, choice of poultry.

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Must I mention that the Drake online university has an art app too?

You enter that?! How'd you find that!

Sunshine: that's a human thing! Online Courses - Drake University
(cough cough)

My Rey of sunshine

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By: CuzChickens​

Posted 10/5/16 • Last updated 10/13/16 • 2,809 views • 28 comments
Hello there, I would like to introduce you to a special little hen of mine, her name is Rey.

I received Rey as a birthday present from my brother as a birthday present, along with her 14 sisters. Rey is a Partridge Plymouth Rock. I loved all of them, and spent many hours picking them herbs, making them special water with tea that I made out of Oregano herb. I may have spoiled those babies just a bit.

When Rey was 2 weeks old, I moved them to a cage I had made out of chicken wire (BAD IDEA) and put them in the coop with the big guys, so they could see each other and hopefully be moved out in a few weeks. Well, Rey did not like it there, so she tried to crawl out. As her little tiny body went under the wire, it snagged on her. From the base of her head to 2/3rd s of way down her back, was ripped open, and then stuck into her left wing. My little sister found her there, half dead. She ran to get me, thinking Rey was dead. As I ran out there, I saw that she was barely alive. I gently pulled the wire out of her wing, thinking there was no way a 2 week old chick could survive this. Once she was out of the wire, she perked up a bit and began cheeping her little head off. We called a friend of ours that was a veterinarian, we made an emergency trip to his house where he proceeded to stick the hole in her wing where the wire had stuck down in her. (Imagine, it you will, an adult male hand stitching up 2 week old chick).

After her day, Rey was exhausted, and slept in my lap the whole way home. When we got home, I put anti infection cream on her, and covered her crate with a towel so flies would not get to her. The next day, she was still alive, and the next, and the next. I started to think there might be hope. She became quite friendly with humans, being alone so much. She would ride on my shoulder as I fed the animals.

One day, I was in a hurry, I was going on a hike with some friends of mine. Rey was a bit annoyed trying to stay on my shoulder as I raced about to feed all the animals. I got into the office, quickly deposited her into her crate and began putting on my hiking boot. Well, she wanted to be with me, she jumped on my shoulder and then my head. My mom came out to the office and gave me the ''What in the what in the world am I going to do with you'' look. I asked her if Rey could go on the hike with us. She said yes, though I could tell she had her doubts. Before she could change her mind, I jumped in the car with her on my head, paper towels, and a mason jar lid for water.

Rey loved it, she rode on my shoulder, and became quite famous among my friends, at the top, I tried to set her down so I could take some pictures. She would not have it, she raced after me and would not stay far enough away for me to take a picture. Oh well, I thought, I did not get many great ones. She was hungry because I forgot to bring food, so she ate a cherry. On the hike down she tucked her head under her wing and sat contentedly in my hands. She then slept all the way home.

A week later, Rey went out with the rest of her buddies, now in chicken tractor where she could eat all the grass she wanted. I temporarily forgot about trying to to integrate them in with the rest of the flock.

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The Duck Ladie 10/5/16 at 2:17pm
How
One of the few good pictures.

An airplane flew over, and she was intent on watching it.

Hey, what is that? Can I eat it?

She now loves cherries.

Part two

Rey and her sisters had a blast in the new chicken tractor. At 3 weeks old, they were already enjoying bugs, grass, and sunlight. I had to move the chicken tractor often because they ate it so fast! Rey had a slightly hard time getting along with everybody after the time she spent alone and loved it every time I came in to feed them.
One day, I was a little later feeding the animals a little later than usual. The chicks were now ten weeks old. I glanced down at the pen, and it looked like something was amiss. I walked down to the pen, figuring they were just basking in the sun. I opened the door to the pen, and could not believe my eyes; 5 Golden Laced Wyandottes lay in a pile. Rey was lying just a bit off from the others with her head oddly twisted underneath her body. The other nine chicks were just walking around acting perfectly normal.
I looked around the coop and found a slight hole dug underneath the tractor. As I looked at the chicks, they had miniscule puncture wounds on them. After some research I found that weasels make tiny pin head size holes and suck their blood, so they did not have bad wounds.
Rey was not in good shape, I did not see how she would make in, but after her first injury, I figured I might as well try and give her a chance. I picked her up, and her legs were stiff, her eyes wide open, and she did not move. I set up a crate for her with a heating pad, thinking she would not make it twenty four hours. She ate a small amount of food, and using a medicine dropper, I got a little bit of water in her. The next morning she had not improved. Mama said she was in shock from blood loss.
It took one week for her to come out of shock. After that week, she could eat and drink without me helping her. Rey had lost so much blood that she could not stand, she sat in front of her food and water all day long. One more week, Rey could stand but she had to stand up against the walls of her tote that she was recuperating in. It was a long and drawn out process, but after 3 weeks, Rey could stumble around without the support of anything else. So that she could get Iron and Protein, I started letting her spend her days in the Chicken Tractor where she could eat grass and bugs. She spent the nights in the tote where she was safe from weasels.
I moved Rey’s 8 remaining sisters and 1 brother into the pen with the other chickens where I could close them up in the coop at nights. I gave them special attention so that they could eat and not be bullied by the big chickens.
After 5 weeks, Rey finally had enough strength to walk around without flapping her wings to stay up, or falling over. I started to notice that Rey seemed to have something wrong with her hip. To this day, Rey’s back is very crooked, and she stands at an odd angle. A friend of mine said when the weasel was piling them up; it might have pulled her hip, or stepped on it.
Today, Rey is almost 15 weeks old, out of those 15 weeks she has been alive, seven of them have been alone healing. She still far prefers human company to her chicken buddies, but she has figured out how to get along. I can always tell Rey apart because of her chirp, she has a special chirp that she uses when I come in the pen and she comes running up to me.
A couple of weeks ago, Rey went with us to a potluck at a local winery. She was the star; she rode around on my shoulder and ate the watermelon and strawberries from the fruit salad. As the sun started to set, I put her on a barrel and took pictures of her and the sunset. The dogs there seemed very interested in her, but she was safe on my shoulder.
I am do not think Rey will ever lay eggs, especially with her hip problem, but Rey holds a very special place in my heart and I will let her live her life out as my pet.
I hope you enjoyed Rey’s story!


Rey and I went for a walk in the woods yesterday and I snapped this picture.

Eating a apple. She ate a slice and a half!

Her wing has never been the same, and it does not tuck underneath her feathers as well as it used to. But I still love her.


She realized that worms like hangin out by the compost bin....

Chicken in the woods!

Hey, wait up!

She decided it would be fun to jump up on the log.

This picture kinda shows Rey's Partridge lacing.





Just hangin out with the sunset!

Thank you for reading!!!

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How sweet! Can't wait for part two!

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yea she has there are plenty of them!
Sunshine : stop being a meanie!
Tweeter: guys don't bother. *whispers* Meil has a anger problem. he is very stubborn, you know how ducks are
Feathery: Tweeter!

you aren't fixing anything!

Oh, yes. I forgot, trying to fix other unknowledge is a anger problem.

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There's no rules saying a duck can't enter!

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There's no rules saying a duck can't enter!

You entered THAT?!

That's expensive!

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You entered THAT?!

That's expensive!

I have my money stash...

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Now, excuse me. I need to clean my feathers. Ta-ta!

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Notice Tweeters didn't answer this question. I wonder why?

Tweeter: i was too busy being flooded by your nonsense!
(had to help my mom with something)




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Notice Tweeters didn't answer this question. I wonder why?

Tweeter: she lost a bed she made with me

yup she shares the account for a week




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there is a really nice story but i don't wanna bring her into it

 

[CuzChickens]

Lol, I laughed alot over that one! I can tell I'm missing out, but I'm still recovering from that bus.....

 

[mustangrooster]

Oh dear me, you have no idea how hard this thread has gotten me laughing!

And that other thread, where this all started, is pretty darn funny. Besides, who can hate ducks so much?...

 

[duluthralphie]

Oh dear me, you have no idea how hard this thread has gotten me laughing! And that other thread, where this all started, is pretty darn funny. Besides, who can hate ducks so much?... 

Me

 

[Miss Lydia]

I knew I should have started that thread last week,,


1,001 uses for ducks..


First of course would be compost..

Second: let them rot to cover the scent of dead skunk on the road.....

Ralphie!!! you should be ashamed. and to ad insult to injury you think they smell worse than skunks??? Well I never.

 

[BunnynChicks]

I knew I should have started that thread last week,,


1,001 uses for ducks..


First of course would be compost..

Second: let them rot to cover the scent of dead skunk on the road.....

I like the smell of skunk.

 

[Miss Lydia]

I like the smell of skunk.

 

[duluthralphie]

I like the smell of skunk.

This does not surprise me. Most people prefer skunk to webbed feet smells.