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yay! you have no idea what i have here... one secWe are still friends!I was just giving you a hard time. Lol, besides, Ralph needs a few men on his front line anyway.![]()
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*gasp* Daffi! how dare you call him a chicken! How lowly of you, you should be ashamed of yourself!
Tweeter: There is nothing wrong with being a chicken!
Hey! GET OFF! This is a duck thread! go back to the chicken chat thread, BBSJ!
Tweeter: whatever! BBSJ is much better! we are having a chat thread party on Saturday!
Leave us alone you chicken!
Yea! QUACK!
Speak one more time and i'll bite you!
Tweeter: I have a sharper beak! i can peck, and it will be harder!
Go away! FYI, It's a bill! *bite*
Tweeter: ow! *Peck* Fine i'll leave!
And don't come back!!!!
Tweeter: haha! as you can see most ducks are rude and oversarcastic and complain a lot! CERTAIN BREEDS are for certain things! At least we vary more in personality! most of the time (at least in Wa state) there are only under 10 ducks at the --------- county fair! and tons of chickens! Because Chickens have more pretty and detailed feathers! mommy has never had a chicken GET killed by an animal, 7 ducks died from getting killed by an animal, that shows our survival instincts ar much better! If a Wild Jungle Fowl met a mallard, the Jungle fowl would win in the fight to death! his spurs would eventually come through while the mallard attempt to hurt him more with his "Bill" SQUEAKY ONLY LAYS IN SPRING! my kind lays in summer spring, and most of fall! and duck eggs, are discusting! Plus, not all ducks are loud! Redferd is a blabber mouth! but Squeaky is worse! Ducks are so predictable! OOOOH LOOK AT ME QUACK QUACK QUACK HEY LOOK! AN INJURED ONE OF MY KIND I'LL PICK AT IT! eventually it dies and they eat their kind!INDEED! There's NOTHING worse then a chicken!!! Especially when they think they are superior! HAH! Poor things are tricking themselves! Must I mention ducks resistance to hot and cold weather is great while chickens, are fair! And how ducks are not only have great resistance to weather (while chickens are POOR) but LOVE it! And how some breeds of duck (Magpie included) lay DOUBLE what chickens lay! And how ducks are SOOO Much quieter! We boy ducks don't even QUACK! While roosters justvCOOOOOOOOOCCOOOOOODOOOODDDOOOOOOOO! At the TOP of there lungs EVERY SINGLE MORNING!!!!!! I SHOULD KNOW! OUR NEIGHBORS HAVE CHICKENS!!!!
Tweeter: haha! as you can see most ducks are rude and oversarcastic and complain a lot! CERTAIN BREEDS are for certain things! At least we vary more in personality! most of the time (at least in Wa state) there are only under 10 ducks at the --------- county fair! and tons of chickens! Because Chickens have more pretty and detailed feathers! mommy has never had a chicken GET killed by an animal, 7 ducks died from getting killed by an animal, that shows our survival instincts ar much better! If a Wild Jungle Fowl met a mallard, the Jungle fowl would win in the fight to death! his spurs would eventually come through while the mallard attempt to hurt him more with his "Bill" SQUEAKY ONLY LAYS IN SPRING! my kind lays in summer spring, and most of fall! and duck eggs, are discusting! Plus, not all ducks are loud! Redferd is a blabber mouth! but Squeaky is worse! Ducks are so predictable! OOOOH LOOK AT ME QUACK QUACK QUACK HEY LOOK! AN INJURED ONE OF MY KIND I'LL PICK AT IT! eventually it dies and they eat their kind!![]()
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Tweeter: Ducks eat others!! go look on youtube! (not like i have) WE talk to our friends! we clean our feathers! and we can Get rid of our mites! (i don't have them though) beause we have special skills to shake off dirt from a dust bath! a duck couldn't do it if it tried! OH MALLARDS THINK THEY ARE SOOOOOOOO GREAT! i'd like to see a whole flock in midair try to doge an eagle and not one of them get taken off! you guys are suckers for peas! i could lead you into an active volcano and you would just be focused on peas! Squeaky has been like that al her life! Male ducks are full of themselves! look at Redferd, such a "pretty boy" "Good boy Webferd! you get more Peas because you're cute!"See what I mean?!!!! Chickens can't stand the reality that ducks are WAAAAAAAAAAY better than them! The reason there are so few ducks is because ducks are rare and special! Vary in personality?! Hah! Oh yes... One says "I'm want corn!" another says "I want oats!" another says "I want mealworms!" another says "I want flies". Then a dog walks by and they all start screaming and running around all![]()
. VERY good survival instincts! Ducks get in the water where predators won't go! It's the humans fault if there isn't water! Oh, and Some ducks fly! All chickens do is hop around! Yes, GREAT survival instincts! Wild jungle fowl? Whatever! Any wild jungle fowl would've gotten eaten by a leopard while the mallard flew off! Don't you know mallards fly? Goes to show how smart chickens are! Well Squeaky is old, that's why she dosen't lay. Any cicken here age would've given up laying years ago! (No offense Squeaky! You look young.) They aren't as loud as you! You think we're predictable? HAH! A chickens day;![]()
GET UP
EAT
MAYBE LAY AN EGG
EAT
CLUCK
CLUCK
CLUCK
EAT
SLEEP
BoOOOOOOoring!
A Duck's day;
GET UP
LAY AN EGG (EXCEPT FOR BOYS)
EAT
SWIM
CLEAN FEATHERS
TALK TO FRIENDS
SWIM
SLEEP
Not including the times will do unique things!
Ducks don't eat each other!!! Ask Catherine! She had chickens that were all bare back because they'd chase each other down, to pull out the others feathers to eat! Ducks only do that for mating! Chickens BETTER?????![]()
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Miel calm down....
Tweeter: Ducks eat others!! go look on youtube! (not like i have) WE talk to our friends! we clean our feathers! and we can Get rid of our mites! (i don't have them though) beause we have special skills to shake off dirt from a dust bath! a duck couldn't do it if it tried! OH MALLARDS THINK THEY ARE SOOOOOOOO GREAT! i'd like to see a whole flock in midair try to doge an eagle and not one of them get taken off! you guys are suckers for peas! i could lead you into an active volcano and you would just be focused on peas! Squeaky has been like that al her life! Male ducks are full of themselves! look at Redferd, such a "pretty boy" "Good boy Webferd! you get more Peas because you're cute!"
Did i mention your attack method? here it is : rub beak up against target flap wings madly
see? LAME!
OUR males have spurs to jab at! our wings are no geese wings but they still make the cut!
wild jungle fowl can fly up into trees to escape danger like leopards!
Aww! Poor little Duckie Wuckies fling away fwom dwanger!
Ha! Ducks are so gullible. their little rounded off beaks and flappy little feet. Meil, you should have kept your beak shut! now, as a civilised chicken i will go in peace from this duckling like behaviour!
Tweeter: hmm, wonder why BYC doesn't add a duck emote! Beacuse they aren't good enough!Encore! Go Miel! Well put! Keep it up! M-I-E-L Miel! Yippee!
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I'm sorry about my out of hand little hackerGreat Joke!!!!!![]()
You want a duck emote? Here's one!Tweeter: hmm, wonder why BYC doesn't add a duck emote! Beacuse they aren't good enough!
Tweeter! Shut your little beak!
Choke on pea, HA! We eat things one at a time, unlike you greedy chickens who kill over mealworms!I'm sorry about my out of hand little hackershe is good with computers, and hacked my account![]()
Tweeter: have a nice day! choke on a pea while your at it
Tweeter: but if a chicken website cares so much about ducks why isn't there one?You want a duck emote? Here's one!
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And here's the chicken!
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Because, ducks are great that a site about them would have people neglecting there work to be on it!Tweeter: but if a chicken website cares so much about ducks why isn't there one?
That's it! TWEETER
i put Tweeter in a box. she shouldn't bother a no no moreBecause, ducks are great that a site about them would have people neglecting there work to be on it!
It's just that we can eat quick! Unlike chickens who have to stuff there faces then swallow! And did you see how the drake backed off for little bit to let the girls eat? Unlike roosters who just shove their way in!Tweeter: oh my goodness yea right
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Tweeter: Not all roosters! i bet you've never even met a chicken! Ducks swallow it too! redferd and Squeaky INHALE their food!It's just that we can eat quick! Unlike chickens who have to stuff there faces then swallow! And did you see how the drake backed off for little bit to let the girls eat? Unlike roosters who just shove their way in!
Tweeter: Ha! Funny how you took 13 minutes to respond!It's just that we can eat quick! Unlike chickens who have to stuff there faces then swallow! And did you see how the drake backed off for little bit to let the girls eat? Unlike roosters who just shove their way in!
Have to check on the girls.. Make sure they're doing alright. They lay eggs everyday you know! Unlike some creatures I know of....Tweeter: Ha! Funny how you took 13 minutes to respond!
Sorry, I can't. Besides, I'm kinda on Miel's side of the arguement...Duck Ladie! Keep Meil under control!
It's useless Fluffers. Chickens brains don't know reason when they hear it...TWEETER GET BACK HERE!
Tweeter: Neverrrr
TweeterHave to check on the girls.. Make sure they're doing alright. They lay eggs everyday you know! Unlike some creatures I know of....
Tweeter: Well at least i'm not a mommas bird! life is short, make every day worth it!i i'm not gonna let a human control me! unlike youIt's useless Fluffers. Chickens brains don't know reason when they hear it...
Yep, gotta guard broody ducks you know!Tweeterh sure like i believe that. wait till spring i bet you'll be keeping an eye on em' evry minute!
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Tweeter: Take it from a hen, if there was a roo by me 24/7 i would go nuts!Yep, gotta guard broody ducks you know!
I could escape if I wanted to, but my momma raised me, and I owe her some kindness. Unlike you, you ungrateful beast!Tweeter: Well at least i'm not a mommas bird! life is short, make every day worth it!i i'm not gonna let a human control me! unlike you![]()
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Yes you probably would, but chicken boys aren't gentleman like duck boys...Tweeter: Take it from a hen, if there was a roo by me 24/7 i would go nuts!
Tweeter: sometimes you have to stick up for yourself inside you are a wild mallard born to fly! i love her but she can get out of hand! (but her neice is REALLY bad. she thinks i am her little Tweeter!)I could escape if I wanted to, but my momma raised me, and owe her some kindness. Unlike you, you ungrateful beast!
Tweeter: Chicken boys are men! Duck boys are cowards and mommy's poultry!Yes you probably would, but chicken boys aren't gentleman like duck boys...
Tweeter: sometimes you have to stick up for yourself inside you are a wild mallard born to fly! i love her but she can get out of hand! (but her neice is REALLY bad. she thinks i am her little Tweeter!)
Tweeter: i know right! sometimes humans just think they can hold you whenever they want! It's so annoying!I said I owed her SOME kindness! I don't lay around begging her to hold me!![]()
See, even you admit chickens are mean! Duck boys are cowards, huh? Check out this thread! Look how that boy duck's guarding the girl!Tweeter: Chicken boys are men! Duck boys are cowards and mommy's poultry!
Tweeter: They are mean when they have to be! you can't go your whole life being a little duckling!See, even you admit chickens are mean! Duck boys are cowards, huh? Check out this thread! Look how that boy duck's guarding the girl!
https://www.backyardchickens.com/t/1136469/shes-sitting-on-18-eggs
This once I agree with you. But you should let them hold you once in awhile!Tweeter: i know right! sometimes humans just think they can hold you whenever they want! It's so annoying!
Yeah, we're mean when we have to be, what's wrong with that? We aren't like chickens! Mean ALL THE TIME scratching whenever they feel like it!Tweeter: They are mean when they have to be! you can't go your whole life being a little duckling!
Tweeter: i do! but when they want it 8 times a day i run!This once I agree with you. But you should let them hold you once in awhile!
Hey look! A spelling error! It should be "Nice story." Shows ya' how smart chickens are!Tweeter: i do! but when they want it 8 times a day i run!
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Tweeter: let's see HereYeah, we're mean when we have to be, what's wrong with that? We aren't like chickens! Mean ALL THE TIME scratching whenever they feel like it!
Tweeter: oh go pay for your collage fund!Hey look! A spelling error! It should be "Nice story." Shows ya' how smart chickens are!
Researchers! Pah! Ask The Duck Ladie how empathizing her chickens were!Tweeter: let's see Here
Domestic chickens display signs of empathy, the ability to ''feel another's pain'' that is at the heart of compassion, a study has found. The discovery has important implications for the welfare of farm and laboratory animals, say researchers.Mar 9, 2011 love google
Another bad spelling word! It should be College!Tweeter: oh go pay for your collage fund!
Tweeter: yeah right! bottom line is Chickens are better.you have to respect us and we will respect you!Researchers! Pah! Ask The Duck Ladie how empathizing her chickens were!
They were the nastiest things on earth...I walked in there and a hen jumped on my neck scratching me. I felt like I was running prison of dangerous criminals. Literally.![]()
Tweeter: yeah right! bottom line is Chickens are better.you have to respect us and we will respect you!
5th grade flashbacks... that substitute thought she was soooo amazing!Another bad spelling word! It should be College!![]()
Tweeter: Yea!Chickens respect?![]()
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Tweeter: Yea!
Tweeter: i'm too mature for this! if you were you would have ended it first! going to BBSJ!![]()
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ReplyQuoteMultiCome join my thread! https://www.backyardchickens.com/t/1134085/the-duck-ladies-and-her-ducks-thread#post_17546572
"Be who God meant you to be and you will set the world on fire."
- St. Catherine of Siena
Oh, yes so mature! TWO Bad spelling words!Tweeter: i'm too mature for this! if you were you would have ended it first! going to BBSJ!
Meil your a big Bully! Go teach a flock of ducklings grammar!Oh, yes so mature! TWO Bad spelling words!![]()
I didn't now immature ducks won these....Tweeter: i'm too mature for this! if you were you would have ended it first! going to BBSJ!
Meil your a big Bully! Go teach a flock of ducklings grammar!
Feathery: Guys stop! Chickens and ducks are equally amazing!
PFFT we hav had inough chickins interupt 4 1 day
only when their human has an art app!
Feathery: Hey we are! you and Tweeter have both made good points!Equally amazing, ha! Feathery, don't try to fool yourself!
What good points? All I heard Tweeters say is "That not true!" No concrete points!Feathery: Hey we are! you and Tweeter have both made good points!
Must I mention that the Drake online university has an art app too?only when their human has an art app!![]()
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yea she has there are plenty of them!What good points? All I heard Tweeters say is "That not true!" No concrete points!
Sunshine: that's a human thing! Online Courses - Drake UniversityMust I mention that the Drake online university has an art app too?
You enter that?! How'd you find that!
Oh, yes. I forgot, trying to fix other unknowledge is a anger problem.yea she has there are plenty of them!
Sunshine : stop being a meanie!
Tweeter: guys don't bother. *whispers* Meil has a anger problem. he is very stubborn, you know how ducks are
Feathery: Tweeter!you aren't fixing anything!![]()
Sunshine: that's a human thing! Online Courses - Drake University
You entered THAT?!There's no rules saying a duck can't enter!
You entered THAT?!That's expensive!![]()
ReplyQuoteMultiCome join my thread! https://www.backyardchickens.com/t/1134085/the-duck-ladies-and-her-ducks-thread#post_17546572
"Be who God meant you to be and you will set the world on fire."
- St. Catherine of Siena
Tweeter: i was too busy being flooded by your nonsense!Notice Tweeters didn't answer this question. I wonder why?![]()
Tweeter: she lost a bed she made with meNotice Tweeters didn't answer this question. I wonder why?![]()
Oh dear me, you have no idea how hard this thread has gotten me laughing!And that other thread, where this all started, is pretty darn funny. Besides, who can hate ducks so much?...
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Ralphie!!! you should be ashamed. and to ad insult to injury you think they smell worse than skunks??? Well I never.I knew I should have started that thread last week,,
1,001 uses for ducks..
First of course would be compost..
Second: let them rot to cover the scent of dead skunk on the road.....
I like the smell of skunk.I knew I should have started that thread last week,,
1,001 uses for ducks..
First of course would be compost..
Second: let them rot to cover the scent of dead skunk on the road.....
I like the smell of skunk.
I like the smell of skunk.