To The Rude People in My Life:
Do not EVER chew bananas with your mouth open! Or peanut butter. Actually, any food, but especially those two.
Do NOT EVER, EVER eat your boogers!!! (to the kids in my daughter's first-grade class). It makes me need to fight my vomit reflex.
Please use a napkin to wipe your face and nose!
Muddy shoes must be removed. I actually have other things to do in life besides vacuum.
Please and thank you are wonderful, magical words. Sorry is quite amazing, too.
Your knife works great to push food onto your fork and looks nicer than using your fingers.
Your napkin is great for getting food off your hands instead of you licking your fingers.
Please do not tell me what I mean or what I am thinking. Incredibly enough, only I know that.
Please do not finish my sentences. You are often wrong anyway.
If you buy eggs from me and we have a pre-pay arrangement, please DO NOT make me beg you for money for a month!
I love getting thank you notes, especially when I've mailed the gift. How else do I know you've gotten it?
If we are having a political discussion, at least pretend to have a smidgen of openmindedness. I'm not talking to you so that you can pound your opinions into my brain.
Acknowledge my kids when they are with me. To ignore them completely seems a bit rude to me.
Please do not put me on hold or call waiting when you have called me. It makes me feel very second rate and annoyed. I actually have things to do and YOU called ME!
To my son: Please PUT THE LID UP when you pee!! It's not that hard and it makes me and your sister happy. Then, put it back down when you're done.
To my family: Please do not whine endlessly about the food I have made you. I will take note of the fact that you don't like it, but honestly--do we need 5 min of complaining?
To store clerks: I appreciate a smile and a greeting. I will always say please and thank you to you. Good manners back makes for a cheery day.
Wow--didn't realize I had so many pet peeves.