The only thing I can recall to this day that was a funny, but stressful incident at the time. I was in a pen with my ISA brown pullets, all of them were somewhere doing ISA brown things, except for the least friendly of the bunch. She was actually near me, and as I hunched down, she came even closer and lifted her head slightly towards me. At that moment I thought, aw she's getting friendlier! Nope! Next thing I know she pecked my eyeball and we were searching for an ophthalmologist during the middle of the night. At least I got some gyro afterwards, because there was a gyro place close to his office. Up till now the only memorable scar I have is from when I visited the US and managed to fall in Central Park, but that's a story for another time