This one's for you Mahonri, to the tune of the old Glen Campbell classic:
By The Time I Get To Phoenix
by Jimmy Webb / remix by The Warden
By the time I get to Phoenix he'll be nervous'.
He'll find the note I left hangin' on his door.
He'll laugh when he reads the part that says I'm stealin',
'cause I've stolen chicks so many times before.
By the time I make Sacramento he'll be workin'.
He'll prob'ly stop at lunch and give cops a call.
But he'll just hear that phone keep on ringin', off the wall, that's all.
By the time I make Placer County he'll be sleepin',
He'll turn softly and scream my name out loud.
And he'll cry just to think I'd really steal em, 'tho' time and time I've tried to tell him so.
He just didn't know, I... would... really.... go.
By The Time I Get To Phoenix
by Jimmy Webb / remix by The Warden
By the time I get to Phoenix he'll be nervous'.

He'll find the note I left hangin' on his door.

He'll laugh when he reads the part that says I'm stealin',

'cause I've stolen chicks so many times before.

By the time I make Sacramento he'll be workin'.

He'll prob'ly stop at lunch and give cops a call.

But he'll just hear that phone keep on ringin', off the wall, that's all.

By the time I make Placer County he'll be sleepin',

He'll turn softly and scream my name out loud.

And he'll cry just to think I'd really steal em, 'tho' time and time I've tried to tell him so.

He just didn't know, I... would... really.... go.
