Coldweatherbirds don't let your coop condition bother you, if your birds have healthy combs and wattles, no frost bite, you one step ahead of me at a few points this past few months. Tight closed coops are dangerous if there is high ammonia and condensation.
I as well wish for something more "showy" but reality is up in my face! Budget and with showing birds, it costs money. Granted I picked up a few SQ birds, but as with anything, you catch that fever... don't need to say more and most certain others feel the same way!
The hot potato is not good, it causes a burn to the quick of the spur and from what I hear, painful. I do appreciate your humor on your rooster, not removing the spurs but removing the roo! Hee hee hee.
Something you might want to advertise for in Uncle Henry's or Craigs list, that your willing to take someones old ice fishing house, many people throw them away, or ask at your town office or even a game warden. You never know! Or at some construction site that is taking down buildings, often they don't mind you "dumpster" diving. Just some idea's. I have a old hen house that needs to be taken down but hardly anything worth traveling for. DH doesn't care for using "old" wood
me, I'm not willing to put a lot of money into a hen house.
Oh, btw, back yard flocks are the best types of birds to own, those with lineage are weaker, so keep up your great little flock!