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Granted, but those Japanese Beetles eat it all :(
I wish I never had to pick another Japanese Beetle off my rose bushes.
Granted, but now you have to pick them out of your bed every night.
I wish I didn't have to go to the dentist.
 
Granted, but everything is stiff and scratchy and uncomfterble and It's 90 degrees out
I wish for a nice dragon
Granted, but it's so nice that it can't say no and ends up getting kilked because of it.
I wish I could sleep for one full day.
 

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