Make-A-Wish-At-A-Price

[FarmerFaith81]

The poster says something to the above person about their wish. It has to be granted, but something bad has to happen.
Then that poster makes another wish. And so on.

For example:
Starter: I wish to be #1 poster.
Poster: Granted, but a mod deletes 99.99% of your posts. You're not #1 anymore.

I wish for Coke.

Poster #2: Granted, but when you open the bottle it fizzes onto your face.
(And so on)

Lets start!!!

I wish to be a billionaire!

 

[OwlLover]

This is kind of like corrupt a wish, but that's been dead for a while.
You get all that money, then you get fined and have to pay 90% of it.
I wish that horses were immortal = (

 

[FarmerFaith81]

Wish granted but you die the same day they no longer will.

I wish I had a huge farm

 

[Dapplepony]

(this IS like corrupt a wish....)

You get your farm, but when you step into the house, you can't live in there because of the 1,0000000000,0000000000000s of rats.

 

[NixNoodleNumbat]

You didn't say your wish.

I wish to have the patience to finish NaNoWriMo.

 

[FarmerFaith81]

You are granted patience, but have lost all knowledge.

I wish I had more time to read!

 

[StarLover21]

You are granted the time to read, but only non-fiction....


I wish I could get a Salmon Faverolle.

 

[ChickenPeep]

You get one, but you lose one of your other chickens.

I wish my girl Ebony would start laying soon!

 

[OwlLover]

She starts laying, but becomes eggbound.
I wish that I could leave the earth (because sometimes I am so sick of people (not on here!)).

 

[StarLover21]

You move to venus, but you live in an apartment with an alien roommate you just CANT stand!

I with MY girl would start laying (white leghorn, 31 weeks).