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Quote: Sometimes my mom is like that........

LOL I am sure I look like that to my kids too.. But hey if they'd stop running off and telling me they won't do their schoolwork. I would be more fun

 

[Nightwish]

Quote: Sometimes my mom is like that........

LOL I am sure I look like that to my kids too.. But hey if they'd stop running off and telling me they won't do their schoolwork. I would be more fun
Ha! love it. XD

Mine is like this int the morning: (Kids don't get ready)

Noon:

(kids are at school)


Evening:

(when we get home)

 

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[Blacklotus4534]

 

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lol

 

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*face palm*

 

[Blacklotus4534]

 

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There once was a boy who owned a taking parrot.
No matter how much the boy tried the parrot with age would cuss and use 'fowl' words all the time.
He loved his parrot having raised it from an egg.
The parrot was so rude that the boy once resulted to choking it to get it to stop, but it continued its rude antics.
His parents told him the bird would soon have to go, for it was an embarrassment to the family.
One day while the boy was on the phone the parrot pipped up.. so in anger and desperation he shoved the bird in the freezer then told his friend he would call him back later.
The parrot continued to do the usual and have his last word, squawking and cussing while in the freezer. then the parrot grew dead silent.
The boy panicked thinking he might have harmed the poor animal so he quickly opened the door.
The parrot climbed out onto the boys arm up to his shoulder and sat there quietly.
"Are you alright?" The boy asked.
"Oh yes fine thank you. I promise to behave from now on." The bird had perfect manners.
The boy was utterly shocked. "Thank you."
"I just have one question...."
"Yes?"
"What did the chicken do?"