Now, Blooie... Me thinks that your little buzzing Wyoming skeeters got nothing on our North woods skeeters. Everybody knows that skeeters don't have teeth. Them's horse flies, deer flies, stable flies, and moose flies. Those buzzards will chew an arm or leg off if you don't see them coming. It's best to have rear view mirrors mounted to your hat from ice out till hard freeze. But, skeeters: They have a proboscis that is a sight to behold. About twice the length and diameter of one of them McDonald's McFlurry straw/spoons. I've seen well equipped skeeters that have such a weapon on their front end that they can hardly lift off. And the drone of a bunch of them flying in formation. Last season, they broke the sound barrier.
