I just put a new twist on break-dancing...and almost broke my ankle, face and arm in the process.
I went out and grabbed the chicken waterer- and was accosted by hundreds of chickens..seriously, there cannot be only fifty chickens- there has to be hundreds. I really have to get the banties out of here.
They were landing on me, being under-foot, almost getting stepped on, etc etc...so I rushed with a mob of chicken fans running behind me, into the house- got the door shut before any of them got in.
I filled one waterer, hooked the bottom on and rushed back toward the back door through the utility room (which is where my washer and dryer are)...and promptly tripped over a stupid body pillow that someone in my house thinks can actually be washed...went flying face-first toward the rabbit/guinea pig cage, managed to avoid that but at the same moment, dropped the waterer- made an ocean, slid, crashed..I DO NOT bounce well.
Im sure if there was a video of it, it would become the latest break-dancing moves ever!!! Something like "THE WORM" meets "The Twist"..
and just NOW....stepped over my big ole pitbull and he must of thought I was going to step ON him because he STOOD UP. And that sent me crashing into the front door.
Im not liking animals very much right now at all.
I went out and grabbed the chicken waterer- and was accosted by hundreds of chickens..seriously, there cannot be only fifty chickens- there has to be hundreds. I really have to get the banties out of here.
They were landing on me, being under-foot, almost getting stepped on, etc etc...so I rushed with a mob of chicken fans running behind me, into the house- got the door shut before any of them got in.
I filled one waterer, hooked the bottom on and rushed back toward the back door through the utility room (which is where my washer and dryer are)...and promptly tripped over a stupid body pillow that someone in my house thinks can actually be washed...went flying face-first toward the rabbit/guinea pig cage, managed to avoid that but at the same moment, dropped the waterer- made an ocean, slid, crashed..I DO NOT bounce well.
Im sure if there was a video of it, it would become the latest break-dancing moves ever!!! Something like "THE WORM" meets "The Twist"..
and just NOW....stepped over my big ole pitbull and he must of thought I was going to step ON him because he STOOD UP. And that sent me crashing into the front door.
Im not liking animals very much right now at all.

