I wasn't offended. I was being kind of snarky. I do only have 2 bucks in cash on me and I will use that to buy a ticket just for funs and grins.
Ironically, I offered the ex a cash buy-out to leave me alone but she wanted the retirement money. So her lawyer got her about 60% of the fund. But instead of keeping it as an IRA, she cashed it out. She paid early withdrawl fees, penalties, capital gains and taxes. And that was after the market crashed and the original value was about half the face value. She ended up with a few thousand less than what she owed her lawyer.
