I actually do ride a bike but am with you in spirit. I love to swim but won’t do anything involving a ball because it is more likely that the ball will hit me in the face than I will catch it or hit it or whatever you are supposed to do with it. When I see a ball my instinct is to run out of its path.
I make an exception for snooker, billiards and pool.
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That is so me
