Monkey Toes Unite, formally known as the Imp - I need your help thread

[pbjmaker]

I need Gritsar's addy so I can send her a surprise! She will be sooooo happy with this surprise in 28 days....

She is such a kind, giving, generous person, I wish to send her an early Holloween present.

 

[gritsar]

Ummm, go ahead and give it to her Imp BUT....

this is public notice that my DH will shoot anyone that even considers sending guinea eggs to me. As he always says, he has 80 acres and a shovel.

 

[pbjmaker]

I wouldn't be sending you eggs...

http://wild-facts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/guinea-fowl_knp-5115.jpg

 

[Imp]

On it's way.

Impy

 

[ranchhand]

That "thing" is sooooo ugly, she'll fall in love with it!

 

[redhen]

I swear those things look like drag queens...

 

[Imp]

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I swear those things look like drag queens...

That's just what the Dr ordered. A flock of ugly drag queens.

Oh Gritty, don't blame me...


...much​

 

[gritsar]

What in God's green marble is that thing??????????????

It looks like my trahmas mated with my brahmas who mated with the turkens, who mated with a silkie, then a polish, which finally mated with a turkey buzzard!

Keith says it shows up on this farm it will be DRT.

 

[Imp]

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See, I knew she had a plan.

I see trabrakenkieishards in all our futures.

Imp

 

[pbjmaker]

I thought God's marble was blue

LIKE A GUINEA HEAD!