Okay I took my meds and slept a bit so I am little calmer...
Only point I was trying to make I guess is that you get very little for a LOT of money..(Fair enough?)
FWIW I bicker like this with all my Harley friends and I have a bunch..They laugh at my 'scooter' and its sewing machine sound (it really does sound like a sewing machine), then I whack the throttle and there laughter and smiles dissappear.. ;-)
Ride what you got, I wish I'd see more of them on the road and less parked in front of a bar on a beautiful Sunday afternoon...IN any case I am sure we can at least all agree..2 wheels are way better than 4! Peace!
Next year I hope to get back to TN as it is one of my absolute favorite states...I did Knoxville to Hartford last summer in 13 hours...Was around 900 miles or so...(So yes you are correct..in order to do that I NEED all that stuff! ;-)