My Dad said there was a problem with his gift, but we don't understand

[ChooksinChoppers]

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Yep...thats what happened...either that or the Old Spice fairies decided to suck some out to give to the boy fairies for Xmas

..or wait! ....they drank it out! Of course! thats why they are called old spice fairies

 

[gritsar]

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Got out in the road and got hit by my new truck. We were headed down the county road nearest our farm, on our way to view christmas light displays, when we rounded a curve and came upon three cows in the road. Black angus cows and no streetlights on county roads. Hit a yearling.

Thankfully only cracked the grill. Tomorrow when they figure out whose cows they are - all but one farmer in our town raises black angus, the farmer will be getting a bill for a new grill.

 

[bluesub]

Oh no!!! Your new truck?

So sorry!

 

[SourRoses]

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drinking Old Spice.... I wonder how spicy?

Naughty fairies!

 

[ChooksinChoppers]

Makes their breath smell gooooood!

 

[gritsar]

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Thanks Bluey. It's okay, coulda been alot worse, but DH wasn't driving very fast. Just part of country life. Had it been a full grown cow instead of a yearling it most definitely would have been worse.

 

[SourRoses]

Poor cow!


and still

to the spicy breath

 

[Brody's Broodello]

Somewhere in town there is one less sour smelling homeless man! He be all spiced up for the holidayz!

 

[Carols Clucks]

Sorry about your truck Gritty

But...had it been the Nissan...the new dent would have matched where the garbage truck hit it! hehehe (I actually like the nissan truck and it is not my only ride)

 

[gritsar]

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Sounds like that nissan has had quite the life.

The truck is fine, the new grill will be paid for by the herd owner. I'm just glad the air bags didn't blow.