My First Egg Is "Hard Boiled"!?!?

[Frannabelle]

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I like the frozen chickens idea! the blown out eggs isn't bad either

 

[Bobby Joe]

how about blown eggs fill with jello and set in fridge til set and the put back in his nest ,use his eggs ,get his wife to help

 

[SpringChickens]

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I like it!

 

[Beckyhsinglsc]

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I like this one.
I don't think you should do anything to jeopardize his chickens. It's not their fault.

It doesn't have to harm his health. Just taste really, really bad. Everyone else can have normal food and rave about it while he suffers a little about how to not eat his.
I like the frozen chicken on the roost one too but the chickens will probably eat it before he sees it.

Whatever you decide to do... make sure you tell us how it turns out.

 

[Pet Duck Boy]

Find someone who sells balut chicken eggs. (Or if you're brave enough, make your own) Replace a day's worth of egg with the balut. So when he cracks it open, he finds a slightly cooked, dead, fully formed chicken embryo. You have to match the egg colors, though. I'm sure it will freak him out a little, lol.

 

[Lisa202]

Does your husband know you know? If not, getting him back will be easy. If he does know, confess that you spent a lot of money when you contacted an avian vet (or some other specialist) to do tests on your next batch of eggs and that the money is non-refundable...make if enough to make him really sorry he did this.

 

[elizabethbinary]

See girls, your pranks are too obvious!! Those aren't pranks because he'll know she was getting back at him! That's not going to teach him anything - you gotta get him DOING something for awhile believing it so she can laugh for awhile too!

 

[elizabethbinary]

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Sorry OT:

We're still cleaning up, actually. There's a lot of work. Flooding is not coming in, but going down and still around in some parts. But we're all safe and relatively dry!

 

[dandelionheart]

I'd just keep "collecting" these miracle eggs and eat them. Boil and do some yourself too... Have your chickens "lay" an extreme number of eggs... Give yourself some super powers. I wonder how long they will even keep up the prank - makes me curious. And yeah, wait a couple of months and well plan your (safe) revenge.

 

[deerman]

ok forget the eggs, he will not fall for any of those ,

Here two . if he drive place a rock inside his hubcap...or wrap a short wire tight around the drive shaft, leave one end about 4 in.

Both will only make a noise when he is driving , may take sometime to find what is causing the noise. At same time no real damage to him or the car/truck.

Not that i have ever done either