Just let Latte help you! Together you will be irresistible! - She will learn how to quack very soon…She is a big puffy fluffy thing. I held her for a while today. She weighs twice what my others weigh! She doesn’t like to cuddle that much. My goal is to change her!
That video is priceless!!! - Seriously!
Just about everything a duck does is hilarious...if you can catch it on video!
Me, asking that Kroger employee who was crawling on the floor, seeking something under a shelf: »Have you lost your marbles?« - Irritated look and »No sir that's a vinyl floor, no marble.«
Yupp! I will never forget the dull look in Donald's face when he hopped into his beloved pool after the first frosty night and jumped into a side split. He just sat there, both feet sticking out under his butt, one on each side and did nothing - for about an eternity (5 seconds).
Because this was Ralphie as a boy. Ducks don’t like him so he decided to not like ducks!
The question should be “why does anyone like dux?”
