This afternoon when Ralphie was following me and weaving in and out of my legs (he’s gonna trip me up one of these days) I bent over and scooped him up, then sat down up in the chicken yard with him. He wasn’t thrilled to begin with, but I just kept on petting and hugging and kissing and talking to him. He tolerated it, so to speak, for about 10 minutes and the SQUIRT! Yep, he let out a big old juicy one. 🙄 Shorts only this time, thank goodness. I should have known better.
I feel like I'm stepping in poop even if I just hosed it all off. I swear its magic.
And my only flip flops broke so I've been barefoot 😫 not the best thing.
 
I feel like I'm stepping in poop even if I just hosed it all off. I swear its magic.
And my only flip flops broke so I've been barefoot 😫 not the best thing.
Oh I’m sure somewhere in the world there is an expensive spa special for a pedicure that includes a foot wrap with natural and organic ingredients like sea weed and duck poop! 😂 But you are getting a sweet deal of being at home and getting it for free!!!😜
 
Oh I’m sure somewhere in the world there is an expensive spa special for a pedicure that includes a foot wrap with natural and organic ingredients like sea weed and duck poop! 😂 But you are getting a sweet deal of being at home and getting it for free!!!😜
Very true, very true! Best pedicure moisturizer! 🤣
 
Oh I’m sure somewhere in the world there is an expensive spa special for a pedicure that includes a foot wrap with natural and organic ingredients like sea weed and duck poop! 😂 But you are getting a sweet deal of being at home and getting it for free!!!😜
Oh lord. And I thought I was the only one! :lau :lau :lau There are those days when I just can’t keep out of it. During warm weather I always wear flip flops (cheap and easy). I have a dedicated pair that stays right outside the door. During all my rounds I seem to always step in some that ooze up around the soles.:barnie Thus I generally wind up with it on my feet! During wet weather I’ll put on my muck boots, which keep me safe from the poops.

I guess I should open up one of those “organic” spas here. I’ve got plenty of the “organic.”:lau:gig
 
And look what I just captured the crazies doing!!!
Yep, that crazy Ralphie, or sometimes I call him Ralph Malph (anyone remember ”Happy Days?”) is now chasing his prey on my deck!!!!
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So does this mean he has graduated from only “doing it” in the water? Dear lord!
 
And look what I just captured the crazies doing!!!
Yep, that crazy Ralphie, or sometimes I call him Ralph Malph (anyone remember ”Happy Days?”) is now chasing his prey on my deck!!!!View attachment 2265469So does this mean he has graduated from only “doing it” in the water? Dear lord!
🤣🤣 at least she has moral support from the others.
 
I'm going to do that with my shoes and keep one for outside. My DH said I smell like the animals ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I'll visit your organic spa 😂
Speaking of the smell of animals — now I don’t like the way my outside dogs smell, but other than that I don’t have a problem with ‘smelling like the animals.’ I love the way my horses smell. I know, I’m crazy!

There have been too many days my DH has texted me once he got to work saying he had chicken sh** or duck sh** or dog sh** on his shoe and he about threw up from the smell before he got to work. (He drives an hour each way!) Bwahahaha! The smell doesn’t even bother me anymore! Well, dog sh** does. I tell him he needs to watch where he’s walking! :idunno
 
🤣🤣 at least she has moral support from the others.
Yeah I know. Right after I saw this, Petey, my female White Layer, tried to take her turn. :barnie What are these ducks thinking?

I guess it’s for sure, their morning hang out is definitely my deck. I guess they want me to see everything! Ugh!
 

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