It's all a bunch of jib-jab, don't be getting all mad and upset Buster, you started the OP as a funny.
Ride it out for a funny, sides you are starting to use fancy words, that's how I could tell you were getting all tossed up in stiches.
el⋅o⋅quent /ˈɛləkwənt/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [el-uh-kwuhnt] Show IPA Pronunciation
adjective 1. having or exercising the power of fluent, forceful, and appropriate speech: an eloquent orator.
2. characterized by forceful and appropriate expression: an eloquent speech.
3. movingly expressive: looks eloquent of disgust.
Look, this has been the funniest thread I have visited in YEARS. I and other posters LOL reading this, but in know way was any of my funny business meant to hurt anyone.
Be smooth and find the humor, you just might be the peep that everyone talks about.
So you might have placed yourself in the whipping boy spot. I'd guess folks are going to find some kind humor from your post.
No, I won't post anymore, at best, my post were for giggles.
Since your still the whipping boy, can we have some pictures?
Hang up some xmas lights, post a photo, do something with the space and tell us about your progress. Be the funny that you started this thread from.