Good news!!! The inspector just called. He said that my predicament is very common and there are, indeed, lots of “illegally placed” coops around town. And that it’s not a problem until somebody complains. He said that I’m fine with the coop where it is, but that he’s not allowed to say that so “this conversation never happened”

Wohooo!!! Now I just need to hope the one neighbor in question is okay with the coop. But the coop has been up for half a year now and no complaints about proximity yet. Also, since they’ll be building too close to the line themselves, hopefully they won’t be inclined to complain about me. And as far as the town is concerned, I’m fine. Aww, I love my town!