Since deplomacy has failed. I would move my chickens onto the Ag zoned land. Then I'd get pigs, ducks, geese, peafowl, guineas, goats, maybe a cow or 2, ( you get the idea, loud, smelly, and noisy coming right up!) and some cattle dogs to help keep the barnyard animals safe and in line.
Then I'd tell the crazy lady, don't you miss the days when it was just Spock?
And tell the town council to kiss my tush, they are in the AG zone and you can't do crap about it. Have a nice day!
Then, after i was done giving everyone a middle finger salute, and having the last laugh, so to speak. I'd get on with my life, enjoy my new zoo, and tell them all, thanks, without you I wouldn't have all these great animals!
