NEW CLUCK TIMES

[sue25]

ALERT! Storm coming in over the south, all chickens running for cover, place looks empty for now. Back with you once.the smoke.clears. This is sue25 reporting. Out for now.

 

[sassysarah]

 

[GreatBreeder]

The Dallas World aquarium was taken by the Orust before cats could arrive on the scene. The aquariums were drained and used to house the captive employees. The Orust have handed the fort to the rest of the chickens while they strike Sea World. The fate of the captive employees is unknown, but it's likely they will be passed over to the chickens ectoplasmic partners in crime.

The chickens have sent the ghosts of to the Natural Hustory Museum to possess anything involving aquatics in an effort to have the traces of fish removed.

The cats and their scary comrades are on a strike to coops and bodies of water all around, stay on watch for possessed feeders and missing chicks.

 

[GreatBreeder]

On a lighter note, I just visited community chickens!

 

[GreatBreeder]

CLUCKINGTON POST

The Aseel military has been assembled with help from the Guinea Fowl militia. The forces are seizing shelters, pet stores, zoos, and aquariums until all cats and fish have been captured. However, the cats have formed a resistance and have recruited wildcats and are attacking Chicken troops. During this epic war, the helpless fish have all been captured and fish and caviar has become a military staple for both sides. Fish prisoners of the cats are being farmed for eggs and meat, no longer pets, but livestock. Meanwhile, the dogs are scooting their butts on the floors and being obsessed with their owners, following their every command.

 

[GreatBreeder]

( forgot to mention, both chickens and cats are farming the fish for meat and eggs )

 

[sue25]

The Dallas World aquarium was taken by the Orust before cats could arrive on the scene. The aquariums were drained and used to house the captive employees. The Orust have handed the fort to the rest of the chickens while they strike Sea World. The fate of the captive employees is unknown, but it's likely they will be passed over to the chickens ectoplasmic partners in crime.

The chickens have sent the ghosts of to the Natural Hustory Museum to possess anything involving aquatics in an effort to have the traces of fish removed.

The cats and their scary comrades are on a strike to coops and bodies of water all around, stay on watch for possessed feeders and missing chicks.[/QUOTE
Time to call in the Ghost Busters humans are being held hostage by the Orsts ectoplasmic partners. It's one thing to eat the fish it's another to try to captivate the humans. The plot thickens...

 

[GreatBreeder]

LOL. The ghostbusters were executed, the ghosts are too valuable to both sides.

 

[GreatBreeder]

Although nobody has any idea what to do with the people

 

[sue25]

With the Gostbusters gone. The cats and the chickens continue there battle for domane. Summer is taking hold of the forces the chickens and cats are on the move to their subsequent ponds for hydration and food to rest for the night. The battle will commence tomorrow morning with the Cluck a D'uccle Do of the lookout. For the New Cluck Times sue25 clucking out.