new neighbor--new dogs--old solution

[Sillystunt]

OMG, seriously that was the funniest story i have ever heard in my life! CLASSIC.................and i must tell everyone i know so they tooo can laugh out loud!

.................... the sadest thing is the dogs. They got stuck with such an idiot owner!

 

[scbatz33]

This reminds me of the Stupid criminal story of the woman who called the police when her drug dealer ripped her off and didn't give her the crack she paid for. She called the cops to get her money back.

Stuck on Stupid

 

[Sillystunt]

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[SilkiesAndSuch]

Its just sad how dumb some people are

At least you don't have to worry about those dogs anymore

 

[WingingIt]

It's almost hard to believe people can be that stupid, isn't it? Then time and time again we get proof! Geesh! Hopefully he'll be moving on now that the sheriff knows he grows pot, he'll probably want to find a new place in a new county. Hopefully!

 

[Morgan7782]

reminds me of that police officer that smoked pot and called 911 saying he and his wife were "dying" lmao. smart smart people...

Hope he is sterile!

 

[eenie114]

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Seriously?? Yeah, she was DEFINITLY on drugs.

 

[Beekissed]

Great story!

 

[noodleroo]

Glad the dog problem is solved. I bet everybody wishes it was that easy.

And as for stupid criminals, here's a good one: I work in the court system in Texas. At his sentencing hearing, a heroin addict (who knew he was going to get sentenced to probation and a drug treatment program) brought his elderly, blind mother to court with him. He didn't realize that he would have to go into custody until there was a bed in the treatment facility so when the judge told the baliff to put him in coustody, he said "oh no, your Honor, I can't go to jail; I brought my mother and she's blind and I have to get her home." The judge said "no problem, we'll arrainge transportation for your mother, but you, sir, are going to jail."

So, he started taking the contents out of his pockets to give to his lawyer and a little baggie (of heroin) fell on to the floor. He reached down, picked it up and popped it in his mouth. Of course, the bailiff (a really big guy) was standing right there, grabbed him by the throat and said "Spit it out!" He spit it out with a "blahhhpt" and said in the same breath, "thats not mine!"

I never saw so many court professionals almost pee in their pants with laughter. Lesson learned: Don't bring your mother or your heroin to your sentencing hearing. I've got a million of these, you know...

 

[Sir Birdaholic]

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He must have smoked some!