new neighbor--new dogs--old solution

[justtoni44]

OMG.Thank you for giving me a great start in my day........just tooooooo funny.
It is a pet peeve of mine, the attitude that people think they can move out to the country
and let thier dogs run..................or, drop them off feeling certain some nice farmer is going to take them in.
We get lots of dumping dogs which often end up shot , starved to death or killed by cyotes.

 

[wingznut76]

I think he needs a filter for his gene pool

 

[scbatz33]

A guy escaped a min. security prison last week or so - locally.

They caught him the next day in the same county. He walked out of a wooded area where a cop was gassing up his car. Dumb luck, right? Of course, if I escaped form prison I think I'd hitch a ride on the first train out of town, but then what do I know?

So the cop thinks there is something off about the guy so he stops him and asks for id. Well he has none. Get this - gives the cop a false name, a false birth date and his REAL social security number!!!!!!!!!!!!

Moron. Wanna know the dumbest part? He was up for parole next month.

Not now - I believe escaping prison will put him in a tighter security facility for a lot longer than the time he was doing for writing a bunch of bad checks.

You truly can't fix stupid.

Side note - I'm loving these smilies!

 

[GrumpyOldMan]

Well, ya-see judge, I was just standing on the corner whittling when this guy just ran into my knife………….37 times.

 

[FourPawz]

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Yup! "Here's yer sign."

 

[darkmatter]

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Yep, country life is the same everywhere......along with the idiots that move to the country to inflict their version of insanity. Which is why I have to do SSSR so much Shoot Shovel Shutup Repeat.