Nifty is taking over the world!

[eenie114]

The other day my mom was looking for some piece of info, and ended up at Nifty-Stuff. I looked over her shoulder and blurter out, ''Hey! That's Nifty's site!''
Which led to questions. In my mom's words:
''So, the guy has three or four websites, helped write two books, and was on NPR. He must be trying to take over the world.''

So, are we BYCers his secret army?

'Fess up, Nifty!

 

[b.hromada]

 

[Tanichca]

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I totally volunteer to be part of the army! (if i can be the chef)

 

[eenie114]

This is GREAT!

He can get rid of all laws keeping people from raising chickens!

 

[WIChookchick]

Can I be the script writer OR gaffer?? oh wait any one need a livestock wrangler?

 

[Q9]

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Good gosh, after the events of the past 2 or 3 months, if Nifty takes over the world I'll be royally screwed.

I can always go hide and borrow a few regiments of Boyd's squirrel army, I guess.

 

[eenie114]

We have a woodshed we aren't really using, if there are any rule-breakers who need someplace to hide.

 

[Q9]

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Is there ammunition (7.62X39mm and 7.62 NATO) and squirrel food? I'll need lots of both.

And the shed needs to be made of something bulletproof. Preferably ban-hammerproof as well.

 

[eenie114]

Do squirrels eat ladybugs and bees?

The shed is infested. I hope you aren't allergic.
As for bullet and ban-hammer proof, no, not really. It's made of 2x4s and siding.

And a little concrete. But there is a little wood stove in there, you could build a chimmney, right?

 

[GammaPoppyLilyFlutter]

Yay! I'm in a chicken army