So I just had to share this with everyone...
First...my chicks LOVE the UPS man...poor guy was trying to leave and he had 15 chicks surrounding him - they completely ignored me!! LOL. I wonder what it is that he has, because I NEED it!! LOL
Second...most of you know my hate/hate relationship with FedEx...well DH ordered me some YUMMY organic dark chocolate covered strawberries for V Day!
So FedEx calls me this morning to ask for my address (um...really??)! Anyway, come to find out they weren't expecting to deliver right away they just needed to know if our road was passable. (Yeah okay...SURE). So about an hour ago, I get a phone call (FedEx) and he asks me if there is any other way to get to my house.
So my response was (hehe...I'm feeling MEAN) "Oh, you mean other than by Helicopter?" - in the sweetest voice I can muster.
Seriously, he didn't want to drive down the road because it's a dirt road and it's been raining lately (the office told me this morning that the road looked "extremely muddy and dangerous")! When I called the base this morning I told them then, that UPS, USPS and even my STROLLER have no issues going up/down/in/out of our road/area. So I think he was a little perplexed, but he did manage to deliver the strawberries. Sadly they were suppose to arrive yesterday and by today they were all melted and mushy!!
The company gave DH a full refund because it was a "guaranteed delivery by 2/13". I thought that was nice of them, but they didn't have to. I'm sure after a bit in the fridge they will be yummy...if not...Happy Valentine's Day to some chickens?? (I'll be sure to LICK all the chocolate off first...you know so the chickens don't get hurt on them!!)
I am wondering if I can train an Emu to only attack FedEx trucks...because that would be PRIME!! OOHH...maybe an attack turkey!! I know guineas are worthless, so can't train them. Hmm...my evil mind is working!!
Who wants to start training some attack turkeys?!? I'll be sure to put my order in now!!
First...my chicks LOVE the UPS man...poor guy was trying to leave and he had 15 chicks surrounding him - they completely ignored me!! LOL. I wonder what it is that he has, because I NEED it!! LOL
Second...most of you know my hate/hate relationship with FedEx...well DH ordered me some YUMMY organic dark chocolate covered strawberries for V Day!





I am wondering if I can train an Emu to only attack FedEx trucks...because that would be PRIME!! OOHH...maybe an attack turkey!! I know guineas are worthless, so can't train them. Hmm...my evil mind is working!!

Who wants to start training some attack turkeys?!? I'll be sure to put my order in now!!