Office Work, Part Deux: Professional Mayhen

[sparkles2307]

Laree, text me a pic of the finished cake! Pre-throatcut and all.

 

[Southernbelle]

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Great photo. Has it really been 10 months?

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And isn't 10 months without pancakes some form of abuse?

I don't like pancakes, so I don't make them unless there's some sort of family uprising demanding them. On that day, Ella came to me and asked for pancakes in a sweet voice, batting her big, blue eyes and showing her pouty lip. So my little Ella Bella got pancakes.

Now French Toast...

I make that all the time.

(Since pbj is new...here's an old picture of Ella, so you can understand how irresistable she is when she asks for pancakes. She was 2 1/2 in this picture and she's 5 now, but it's the only picture I currently have of her in my BYC uploads.)

 

[Southernbelle]

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He's adorable, Dac! How big was he? He looks big for newborn! Is that your son with him?

 

[maple]

dang it...so i was reading the stuff i missed earlier and i fell asleep at the computer...so i gave in and went and laid down on the couch. The girls got home an hour ago but I couldn't peel myself up off the couch till now. I had a really strange dream...I was driving but I felt like I was drugged and I may have been driving in a city I didn't recognize, on the sidewalk gettting cussed out by people, hitting poles and newspaper machines and I may have acted like I didn't know any better and I got myself off the sidewalk only to be pulled over by a cop but then it didn't turn out like I expected....he told me to scoot over and then he drove...and then he drove me to a secluded park and well... lets just say points points points. But I was so drugged I was like, this can't be happening...I'm supposed to get a ticket or something...


And what does this prove? I was able to get to my REMS right? If I dream I'm in my REMS? But why does it have to be so disturbing? Ok, so who's gonna pyschoanalyze me?

 

[maple]

I think it's dacs son in law...his daughter had the baby.


and belle... is that mommy's finger paint? cuz I bet it is...couldn't find any pale pink or purple?

 

[AK Michelle]

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X2

And isn't 10 months without pancakes some form of abuse?

I don't like pancakes, so I don't make them unless there's some sort of family uprising demanding them. On that day, Ella came to me and asked for pancakes in a sweet voice, batting her big, blue eyes and showing her pouty lip. So my little Ella Bella got pancakes.

Now French Toast...

I make that all the time.

(Since pbj is new...here's an old picture of Ella, so you can understand how irresistable she is when she asks for pancakes. She was 2 1/2 in this picture and she's 5 now, but it's the only picture I currently have of her in my BYC uploads.)
https://www.backyardchickens.com/forum/uploads/7479_100_6275.jpg

TRUST ME pbj, she is the cutest and the sweetest little Belle, AND she is virtually irresistable when she bats those baby blues.

 

[LarryPQ]

Not going to go there.

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I made refried beans today for dinner, but they turned out WAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAY too spicy.

I threw in a whole pound of roasted hatch chilies while the beans were cooking. I KNEW I should have fished them out before I pureed the beans, but NOOOO, I left them in.

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If sparkles were here, she'd tell me to stick a potato in it.

 

[Southernbelle]

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Wow! He must be bad if they're hiring a teacher to shadow just one child!

Over the summer we fostered a 4yo boy for a few weeks. He was like you said; at home he ran wild - no rules, no shoes, no boundaries. Once he came to us, it took a few days for him to settle down, but he listened to me and my husband just fine. He acted out like any other 4yo, but nothing I couldn't handle. Whenever he would go to the supervised visits with his parents, he was wild, wouldn't listen to them and generally acted like a terror. The social workers were amazed I wasn't having behavior issues with him.

After 3 weeks with us, they found a relative who was willing to take him and his sisters, so he was removed from foster care completely.

 

[maple]

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not going where? And so did you? ...stick a potato in it?

 

[LarryPQ]

No, I didn't.

Whenever I contribute a "FAIL" story to farmbell, the ladies always tell me to stick a potato in it. Because the potato absorbs too much salt or whatever.

They are just trying to help, but they missed the point: I was telling a story, trying to be funny. Not asking for help.