Office Work, Part Deux: Professional Mayhen

[Orchid]

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snerk,

Yes, what she said.

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

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EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

If you insist on sagging your pants so you waddle like a penguin, at least wear boxers AND a t-shirt that is long enough to be a dress.

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

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Swam in his Axe you say?

 

[cows and chickens]

Laree, I am quite exhausted from all the hard work you are doing. Please stop.

Then again, maybe I'm just lightheaded from the cologne bomb.

I think I'd rather be napalmed.

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

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Thank you for reminding me why we sent the kids to the potentially overpriced private school.

 

[LarryPQ]

There is SO much work to be done on the house, and even with me being home, it seems like nothing ever gets done.

 

[cows and chickens]

Dear Library Patrons,

Librarys are meant to be places of solice and deep thought and study. People generally come to a library to do quiet things like research, study and read, quietly. Read, talk and type QUIETLY!!!!!!

Oh sure, you have head phones in, but head phones are meant to enjoy music on apersonal level. If your headphones are up so loud that your "music" can be heard 3 seats down, you have them up too loud.

Ladies, I realize soem of you only get out once a melenium. But rest assured, no one cares about your pediatry issues or your agenda of metamucil shopping and what is being served at the Senior Citizens Center buffet on Thursday. Pipe down ya old bags!

Further, children are to be seen and not heard. Constantly saying "SSSSSSHHHHHHHHH" to a screaming thumping dancing jumping child is NOT how you shut them up. Might I suggest on your next trip to the library you bring duct tape and wads of cotton and a good length of rope. I will show you how to tie the knots.

Also, if you feel the need to have some obnoxious rap ring tone on your cell phone as a means of proving how young and cool you are, far be it from anyone to stop you. However, if you insist on calling yourself to give the appearance of having a friend, have the decency to pick it up on the first ring.

Lastly, loud cell phone talker dude, no one gives a rat's patootie about what the test question is or how well you did on the test. NO ONE! So SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE!!!!

Thank you,

Q is for Quiet

 

[MSDeb]

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Your library sounds more like Joe's Bar and Grill.

 

[cows and chickens]

I actually and most seriously now have a head ache. I guess cologne bomb is runnign me out of here. Have fun kids. I'm going to get some air....pure, unfiltered oxygen.

later gators!

 

[sparkles2307]

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Your library sounds more like Joe's Bar and Grill.

Joe's Crab Shack