Office Work, Part Deux: Professional Mayhen

[ChickenAlgebra]

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And with that, Boyd and Dacs are running far, far, far away.

Look up Leave No Trace. Diva cups are good for camping so you don't leave nasty feminine sanitary supplies all over the woods or messing up outhouses. You also don't want those things in your septic tank.

Don't forget, I'm a biologist and I have a wife and four daughters. It also looks like my biff (best imaginary friends forever) are all women.


Oops, sorry, five daughters.

1) I do not camp
2) I do not camp

 

[debilorrah]

No pics. But his eye was swollen shut. Cellulitis. Ick.

 

[maple]

That's right dac! count em FIVE!!!


so I got on the weird part of youtube... i is scared.



aw deb...what were you thinkin?

 

[maple]

I think algea needs to go campin!

 

[debilorrah]

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[MSDeb]

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Menstrual cup. Holds the "discharge" so you can dump it down the toilet. Doesn't dry out the internal lady bits like a tampon.

And with that, Boyd and Dacs are running far, far, far away.

Me too

Erm, dh knew what they are. In preparation for the zombies he says they would be a good idea. I don't get out enough.

 

[debilorrah]

This was a slow posting day.

I get to go to my new office tomorrow and un-pack. Everyone says that mine is the ONLY office that looks great. Everyone else's needs adjustments with furniture, electrical outlets etc. I feel kinda bad for em.

 

[Boyd]

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Menstrual cup. Holds the "discharge" so you can dump it down the toilet. Doesn't dry out the internal lady bits like a tampon.

And with that, Boyd and Dacs are running far, far, far away.

 

[saddina]

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And with that, Boyd and Dacs are running far, far, far away.

Because boyd asked if there was anyway to make this worse...

http://www.ravelry.com/patterns/library/uterus-menstrual-cup-cozy

 

[MSDeb]

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Because boyd asked if there was anyway to make this worse...

http://www.ravelry.com/patterns/library/uterus-menstrual-cup-cozy

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