Office Work.......

[wegotchickens]

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Can you imagine a hug from the mob?

Wow. Warm fuzzies, for real....

 

[scbatz33]

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As per this model project the Total Investment is Rs.3,60,000/- INR (One time Investment)

Income from this model project will be Rs 3.00,000 INR for every year (Todays market value per egg is Rs.1000/- so (300 eggs X Rs.1000/- = Rs.3,00,000/- INR )

I dont' know how indians figure their money, but there seems to be too may commas in there.

Oh and I think calling ti a "scheme" is probably not the best phrasing....
Scheme

Our company gives wonderful opportunity to all individuals to earn from EMU Business. Simply invest your money with our company and get 20% fixed returns every years.

Minimum Investment – Rs. 2,00,000/- (Rupees Two Lacs Only) and in multiples.
Every year you will be getting 20% fix returns, (lock in period 3 years).

Seems emi are lucritive in india? I think???

 

[scbatz33]

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Can you imagine a hug from the mob?

Wow. Warm fuzzies, for real....

do you think jimmy hoffa felt warm fuzzies when the mob hugged him?

 

[scbatz33]

https://www.backyardchickens.com/forum/viewtopic.php?id=467706

Would this be what Laree meant when she said people dont "get" me?

 

[wegotchickens]

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Can you imagine a hug from the mob?

Wow. Warm fuzzies, for real....

do you think jimmy hoffa felt warm fuzzies when the mob hugged him?

He didn't pick the right mob.
Also, emu can disembowel you if you piss them off. So you gotta walk careful around ALL mobs....

 

[scbatz33]

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do you think jimmy hoffa felt warm fuzzies when the mob hugged him?

He didn't pick the right mob.
Also, emu can disembowel you if you piss them off. So you gotta walk careful around ALL mobs....

Tread lightly for fear of cement shoes. Do you think emi could mix cement? You know, without thumbs and stuff? Hmmmm maybe i shoudl think about getting out numbered by pissy birds that can run 46+ miles an hour and leap tall buildings in a single bound?

 

[scbatz33]

Any ideas on how to keep squirrels off our fence?

shot gun? electricity? razor wire?

 

[jbowyer01]

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do you think jimmy hoffa felt warm fuzzies when the mob hugged him?

He didn't pick the right mob.
Also, emu can disembowel you if you piss them off. So you gotta walk careful around ALL mobs....

So there are a couple of us here that have emu attitudes.....

 

[scbatz33]

oh wait. LORI! we are getting the avian version of Nellabean. Oh dear. Do they have "little pills" for emiwith attitudes? I'm starting to worry........

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

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Don't hold it in your lap...

Ow. Cherry 7-Up up the nose does not feel very good.