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Our method is so much more lazy. We have a pair of Goldens who think squirrels are squeaky toys to try to grab. We have very few squirrels here now.

Nella - from the HOP commerical - DD 14 hung a sign on the bunny pen saying "We have no jelly beans here"
 
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Actual math, right? none of theat chicken math stuff.

No, silly, we're talking about EMU. I guess that's Emu-ometry....
Or emumetry. wahetever....

EBay has emu eggs in the "buy it now" three for $15 the fertile ones cost a lot more; there are two with 17 bids at $47.
 
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He didn't pick the right mob.
Also, emu can disembowel you if you piss them off. So you gotta walk careful around ALL mobs....

So there are a couple of us here that have emu attitudes.....

So, We are not Women of OW (or WOW).
We are a MOB. That sounds much more fun. And since we have fingers, we could operate a cement mixer. And I'll bet none of us is worried about cleaning up a little blood....

Except Batty, who's squeamish. (I find that amusing, BTW)
 
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So there are a couple of us here that have emu attitudes.....

So, We are not Women of OW (or WOW).
We are a MOB. That sounds much more fun. And since we have fingers, we could operate a cement mixer. And I'll bet none of us is worried about cleaning up a little blood....

Except Batty, who's squeamish. (I find that amusing, BTW)

Only for people guts and goo. I have no problem with animal gutsa dn goo. Unless it requires me plucking a 150 pound bird by hand. I have never processed my own birds. It's easier and claener to pay the meninnites to do it.

I didn't make mud pies as a kid either.
 
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So, We are not Women of OW (or WOW).
We are a MOB. That sounds much more fun. And since we have fingers, we could operate a cement mixer. And I'll bet none of us is worried about cleaning up a little blood....

Except Batty, who's squeamish. (I find that amusing, BTW)

Only for people guts and goo. I have no problem with animal gutsa dn goo. Unless it requires me plucking a 150 pound bird by hand. I have never processed my own birds. It's easier and claener to pay the meninnites to do it.

I didn't make mud pies as a kid either.

We could build you a ginormous plucker....

Emu jerky sounds tasty, especially if it were made out of jerk emus.
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No, silly, we're talking about EMU. I guess that's Emu-ometry....
Or emumetry. wahetever....

EBay has emu eggs in the "buy it now" three for $15 the fertile ones cost a lot more; there are two with 17 bids at $47.

See, I would never EVER pay that for a single egg. Oscar and Esmerelda together didn't cost that much!
But, there's a sucker born every minute and I thjink Batty deserves to profit from them, too.
 
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