Office Work.......

[NellaBean]

that 5 second head start is for the entire week. Run, Buffy, Run.......

You all are so MEAN. Can't a girl eat a chocolate eyeball IN PEACE around here? It's hard work standing around with a chicken on your beans and a snarl er smile on your face.

Did I ever tell you guys the story about how I used to play hockey and broke some dude's arm so badly they had to call 911 and he had to have surgery to pin in back together.

He called me a badger.

I'm just saying........

 

[Buff Hooligans]

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[NellaBean]

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You noticed I was off my meds? LOL. Darn crazy pills....haven't taken them since last week. MY BAD.

 

[wegotchickens]

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You noticed I was off my meds? LOL. Darn crazy pills....haven't taken them since last week. MY BAD.

The starving kid with the tears and flies gave you away. Such vivid imagery over a milkshake and angst....

 

[Orchid]

My sister stopped by my office at lunch. Brought Chinese food with her, proceeded to eat her share and left the rest in the break room fridge for her boyfriend (who works here) and DIDN'T BRING ME ANY.

I had turkey lunchmeat on a bun, a pudding and a bottle of water.

It still smells like egg rolls in here two hours later.

 

[NellaBean]

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You noticed I was off my meds? LOL. Darn crazy pills....haven't taken them since last week. MY BAD.

The starving kid with the tears and flies gave you away. Such vivid imagery over a milkshake and angst....

LOL, I have no idea what you are talking about. NO IDEA.

You should have heard the voicemail and seen the string of texts leading up to that one. I ended my voicemail (to my dear sweet innocent boyfriend) with "AREN'T YOU GLAD YOU DIDNT ANSWER?!". I was a bit hateful. Okay, well, I'm always hateful. A bit more than usual, I should say.

 

[wegotchickens]

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[NellaBean]

Doesn't everyone's seat have a hole in the middle?

Speaking of Pecker Reckers.....did you ever hear about that anti-rape thing in some other country.......where you put this thing in your hooha and it has TEETH. So if someone packs a pecker in the wrong peephole, it will be clamped down on by this toothy gadget....only removable by a hospital? Sounds crazy.

That's sure a pecker recker if I ever heard one.

Boyd and dacs, why are you running?



.......nothing like a toothy hooha to wreck your date.....

 

[wegotchickens]

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<needs to find the tiptoe back away from Beaner smiley>

Didn't they call those 'chastity belts' back in the not-so-dark but very scary ages?

 

[MaggieRae]

Just finished lunch. Horse emergency. The youngest stepped on a rock and may have an abscess. *Sigh* On the bright side, after my 2 hour drive to get him taken care of, I'll be 100 miles away and free all evening!

Horses. Gotta love them. Especially with a smile like this:

Have a great afternoon, y'all!
(Buff- I used to work for my father during the summers and stuffed THOUSANDS of envelopes. Needless to say, I do not under any circumstance use snail mail unless there is absolutely no other choice.)