Office Work.......

[wegotchickens]

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I usually get those right after I finish my warmup walk and run to the first telephone pole.

You know you can do aerobics without ever leaving the house, right?
Or are you the evening entertainment in your neighborhood? (you have chickens, what was I thinking? OF COURSE you're the daily entertainment. Just like me)

 

[Orchid]

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It's hard to take someone seriously once you've seen a picture of her smiling with a chicken standing on her beans.

 

[Buff Hooligans]

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[wegotchickens]

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Very oddly shaped...

I'd tell her they're chocolate LEGO eyeballs.
As in "LEGO or she'll eat your arm off!"

 

[Buff Hooligans]

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That brings a big smile to my face. I guess she's only a badger while at work. At home she's probably a gusher cupcake!

 

[wegotchickens]

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Buffy! You should really brush your teeth!!!!

 

[Buff Hooligans]

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Buffy! You should really brush your teeth!!!!

HEY! That's Nelbeans!!!!!!!

 

[Orchid]

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https://www.backyardchickens.com/forum/uploads/2593_badger.jpg

You know what this is, right?

An orthodontist's dream come true!

 

[wegotchickens]

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Buffy! You should really brush your teeth!!!!

HEY! That's Nelbeans!!!!!!!

Oh? Oh. Silly me.


Beaner? Now Buffy's sayin' yer a badger. Ya better start counting again....

 

[wegotchickens]

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https://www.backyardchickens.com/forum/uploads/2593_badger.jpg

You know what this is, right?

An orthodontist's dream come true!

My orthdontist would disagree. He only does the smiles that could eat an apple through a picket fence. I should know, I spent about 8k on those kind of smiles....

Now the pro-whitener people would be ALL OVER that smile!