Office Work.......

[Southernbelle]

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Dear god, please give Buff the good sense to take the 5 second head start I am giving her.

5....4.....3.....2.....1....

GONE!

I'd laugh, but I'm afraid I'd be next and I can run very fast in my current state.

 

[Orchid]

I only want to eat something that gushes out of its middle if it's chocolate and gushing some kind of alcohol.

http://www.chocolat-tx.us/

 

[Orchid]

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GONE!

I'd laugh, but I'm afraid I'd be next and I can run very fast in my current state.

And just imagine what would happen if you tried to laugh and run at the same time. Not good, not good at all!

I, however, can laugh since I've been practicing my running nightly.

 

[NellaBean]

Hey, chocolate eyeballs are kind of like gushers. Caramel or fudge or peanut butter, covered in a chocolate shell. You bite it and the amazingness gushes out.

Speaking of alcohol, I conveniently chose the nachos place next door to the liquor place. Brand spanking new box of Franzia in the back of the truck now. Mmmmmmmmmm.........nothing like some cheap wine to improve your day. Now if only I could start drinking it now.......

 

[Buff Hooligans]

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Yay Orchy! I run (rolling stagger) about twice a week, and exercise in other ways every day. I've gotten a recent affection for running though, just in time for bitter cold winds.

 

[wegotchickens]

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Someone brought me a box of those at work long ago. He'd been on a trip to Japan and didn't know they were really full of alcohol. THAT day was a fun day at work, let me tell ya! Perfect excuse: "I just ate these chocolates the high mucky-muck gave me 'cause he felt guilt over jerking me around on the reservations, changing his mind like a woman! How was I to know there was alcohol inside them? <hick> "

The real irony? No one noticed I had a higher than usual sugar buzz

DD tells me Gushers are good for you because they have Vitamin C.
Who am I to argue? We eat 4 vitamin gummy bears for breakfast every morning.



Wanna know what really sucks? Drinking a 12oz Fanta with lunch and then discovering you have a 3oz bladder today...
Oh. I had soup, too. Ok. So maybe I have a 5oz bladder. Still stinks...

 

[wegotchickens]

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It's 5:51 PM in Casablanca...

My Grandpa had a clock that had 12 5's on it's face. (think about it, Buffy)
The clcok caption read: "It's always 5 o'clock"

 

[Southernbelle]

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I can relate.

 

[Orchid]

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See, already your new religious self is causing you to be a giving person...

You're the one who'd poke a badger with a stick just to see what would happen, aren't you?

I got totally addicted to running this summer. I only do 3.2 miles but I keep trying to increase my time. No dry heaves so far, so apparently I'm not going fast enough.

 

[wegotchickens]

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I can relate.

I only run when being chased.

I would not run from Beaner.
I'd hold out a Carmello candy bar, and tell her its an oddly shaped eyeball.

If Beaner kept chasing me I'd show her the high kicks I do to work out instead of running. I've met Beaner. I believe I can kick higher than her head