No, I don't believe in picking on the criminally stupid. She's immature enough to think she mature. 37 years old, and knows everything, better than you---even though she is a spectaular example of "going nowhere with lots of help"
I have a million stories about her--most of which are like "blahblahblah", 10 minutes later, I think, "Wait, what?"
For Cinco de Mayo we went to Filibertos for lunch....lotsa salt and bloating.
The next day she stole 2 diahretic (sp?) "tinkle pills" from her MIL. She gave me one and said, "The more water you drink, the more you will pee!"
She spent the rest of the day updating me on her tinkle situation. Everytime she went, she'd come by and say, "I just peed again. Remember, the more water you drink, the more you will pee!"
Yeah, I know how diaretics work---it just struck me as ridiculous to hear the obvious of obvious re-stated every 30 minutes.
Quote:
Please, would you quit bringing up Filibertos? I was just getting over the first time you mentioned them. I should fly out there, say silly things to ex wife number two and then take her new husband to Filibertos. That would get her goat.
Quote:
PrinnyK- I dont think she is ever intentionally being mean, some people just do the back-handed compliment thing. It is like that girl you know who is really insecure and says, "OMG you look so tired! Are you ok? Are you mad at me?" It is a learned response: the have to be nice in public, but deep down they are terminally insecure.
Quote:
Sorry, it plays an important role in my life. It is lunch hour here, and someone is eating something scrumdidiliumptious. My toast: not cutting it.
I'll freeze some burritos and send them to you
Hey, I'm 36 and I do know everything - at least the important need to know stuff!
You added a qualifier there, so obviously you are smarter than tinkle girl.