Office Work.......

[scbatz33]

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AH HA!!! I knew it! My husband is weeping silently......

 

[Southernbelle]

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Good for you! The earlier you lose your hearing, the less you'll have to listen to Pete. Turn it up, Buff!

 

[Southernbelle]

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I usually like going to the dentist for cleanings, but not with the kids. If they misbehave, all I can do is give them the evil mom glare and point my finger at them.

I can type! I can look important! I even have nice clothes that I never get to wear.

 

[Buff Hooligans]

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My mother was an expert on the evil mom glare. She used to snap her fingers hard at me too. That's all it took to make me cry. I was a very frightened child for some reason.


Belle, let's swap lives. We could do The Belle and Buff Reality Show! Oh man, wait, my bosses would LURVE you and not let me back. And your wonderful offspring would be on track for reform school within a month of my tutelage. But we'd be rich and have horses!

 

[ibpboo]

http://www.roadsideamerica.com/story/9786

 

[Southernbelle]

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My mother was an expert on the evil mom glare. She used to snap her fingers hard at me too. That's all it took to make me cry. I was a very frightened child for some reason.


Belle, let's swap lives. We could do The Belle and Buff Reality Show! Oh man, wait, my bosses would LURVE you and not let me back. And your wonderful offspring would be on track for reform school within a month of my tutelage. But we'd be rich and have horses!

We'd get horses?!

Sold! Let's do it!

 

[wegotchickens]

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Mornin' Buffy.

I still have my autographed photo of Bob Hope. I had a major crush on him as a small child, before Gene Wilder won my heart. I never did get Gene's photo or autograph.
I have a collection of atographed photos from when I got a Girl Scout badge. Bob's will always be my favorite. I had asked him to be my penpal, and I got a sweet note from his 'person' telling me Bob was too busy but thanks. Best part was Bob actually signed his photo: To Lori from Bob Hope

I don't ride bikes anymore. Seems every time I crash, I land on my elbows. Damaged the nerves in both elbows and Mom was told if it happened again they'd have to move the nerve from the back of my elbow to the front.

I wore elbow pads for ages whenever I did something scary. I was really skinny back then... Strong bones though!

 

[Southernbelle]

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Thanks, Boo. Now I get it. I've never heard the song or seen the statue. I haven't visited my relatives in Ohio and Kentucky since the statue's been built.

 

[Buff Hooligans]

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Hey Lori, I met Bob Hope once. He rode on one of the corporate jets I used to dispatch at Westchester Airport in NY. I ran out of the hangar and got to meet him before he climbed up the stairs.

I also once saw Paul Newman wandering through one of the hangars. And Mick Jagger and Jade, but from a distance on the tarmac.

Evil Office Mgr on my case.

 

[wegotchickens]

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Hey Lori, I met Bob Hope once. He rode on one of the corporate jets I used to dispatch at Westchester Airport in NY. I ran out of the hangar and got to meet him before he climbed up the stairs.

I also once saw Paul Newman wandering through one of the hangars. And Mick Jagger and Jade, but from a distance on the tarmac.

Evil Office Mgr on my case.

I met Captain Kangaroo and Mr Green Jeans. I had a crush on Mr Green Jeans until I met him. He turned out to be a cranky mean old man. I always had a secret fear that Bob Hope would turn out to be that way, too.