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Whoooo's a haaappy dog? Whoooo iiiis??? Whooo's a happy dog? ruff ruff
 
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What did ya do? Post your dog photo after the moon? He kinda matches.
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Ok, so that moon....that's my tangerine moon. *copy righted by g


That's right. If you want to talk about a tangerine moon you have to think about me cuz I saw it years ago and named it and wrote a song about it...so now when you see a tangerine...and a tangerine moon...you must think about me....it's the law.
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Dac said he'd be without internet connection for how long? I miss his wisecracks.
 
Moon was out - all night. How do I know? I was out - all night. This sleeping in the dodge has GOT to stop!

I wish I liked drinking. Maybe that would make my life less painful. Or at least numb the pain.

Pillows need pillow cases. I have explained this to children for 18 years. Some days they get it. Some days they don't - esp the boy.

I do laundry once a week or week and a half. I have to go to the laundry mat so it depends on how tired I am and if I have enough money.

I did some of the dishes. I really really need to clean my house. I just don't have the energy. Some how I spend all day here and then it's time to go to work again.
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I am currently eating the world's oldest microwave popcorn. Ok, maybe not the oldest, but the package did say best if used by 3/2010. So it's more than a year old anyways...probably closer to two. One bag popped ok, the other not so much.

Candled eggs last night. My girls are doing ok. I can tell when a new hen starts laying though cause I get a lot of clears. This time out of 17 eggs, 4 were clear. Oh! And those sneaks have been hiding the eggs under the hay trough. HA! I'll fix them. This week on my days off I'm gutting the stall so I can' see under the trough without having to get down on all fours. ewww chicken poo on the knees........ blech!

And I miss Dacs helpful insights.............hahahahaha! Ok, his cracking wise.........either way, it's not quite the same without him here.
 
I just got home and stepped in dog poop...twice....but the dogs were with us the hole time....so that means, 1 big turdy was laid in the bathroom by my dog last night...guess that's what I get for pourin all the roast beef juice with lots of onion juice or something? to make the dogs tummy that ill. It was on a pile of towels I used to wash my girls before their daddy came yesterday and I stepped on the towels unaware it had a pile of cold crap in it.

But before I did that...I walked in with my stocking feet in the other bathroom and then noticed brown streaks around and finally caught on that not only had I stepped in streaks...my mom had kicked her lil dog's turd around after mom made the bathroom ripe by her own stew. gah! I can not escape poo and poo stench!!! gaaaah!!!! wretched! horrid!


Hey, my ducks bury thier eggs in the coop all over in the straw and fluff bedding and then I find them when I see one through it or step on one. My ee, bluey's ee--the churkey baby, she's a dork and lays her egg on the roost and then it falls down with all the poop. What the heck? I have another duck who lays an egg outside....like she was just walking along....and hang on, oooh yeah, that feels better. ha ha ha. Since it's all wet and muddy and the grass isn't all that green thier big fat white eggs stick out when laid in the middle of their yard.

I saw a pic of dac and dac wifey all suntanned on a boat ride on fb. Who do they think they are gettin all suntanned when the rest of us are gettin our feathers soaked to the bone? just for that i ain't doin my shift key and i'll speld thinks swrongy on prupose.

ok, so last night....I go to my email acount and see my 3 older sisters have been havin a snarky fest amongst themselves about the whole house loan thingy....apparently they had horrible childhoods, mom pays for my way, and they hate me for being a stay at home mom. Gosh, I thought it went like this.... our childhoods weren't perfect but they couldn't have been worse, don't blame me for your miserable childhood because I'm 10, 8, and 5 years younger than ya all so if your mad cuz you had to dress me and get me ready for school and pour me some cereal...well, gosh dang, isn't that what older siblings do anyway??? And mom does not pay my way...my x does with a little help from the government. And the loan is temporary...a year at best. Geesh, spark down sparky. And oh, you're bitter that I am a stay at home mom, ok, lets have heart transplants and I'll trade ya. I have not responded. But I did point out to mom what was going on and being said, and shhh...we may have had a wee little giggle about some of the stupidity. Like, when J says she got up at 5 am to take care of me? huh, since when did I wake up at 5? Never...school started at 8:15 so I would have gotten up an hour ahead of time. wierdo. And then the chemically imbalanced oldest sister said, "g just wasn't right as a child. (no offense.)" And I said, "Who does she think she is??" And my mom BELLY laughed so friggon hard. oooh if you all ONLY KNEW!!!

ok, examples: One night I went into her room above the stairs and found her dog chewing on something. It was a starfish. I took it away and walked into the next sisters room where both sisters were talking and said, "Is your dog supposed to be chewing on this?" She lunged off the bed with red eyes, screaming "Yoooou gaaave iiiit tooo hiiiim!!!" and pushed me backward down the stairs. And mom's in the kitchen and matter of factly says, "Was that a kid or a dog?"
Another time as a teen she did her laundry and shrunk her sweater...ok, so it looked like it should fit a toddler and it was funny but no one was laughing, she went from the laundry room, holding up her sweater and yelled at my mom in the kitchen and said, "YOOOUUU SHRAAANK MYYYY SWEEEATEEER!!!" and then she started picking up dishes and hurling them at mom who tried to shield them with her hands...and I was ? 6 yrs so she was 16 yrs. and so I got scared and ran off the couch in the next room and hid behind the rocking chair...she saw me move out of the corner of her eye and came holding dishes and started hurling them at the rocking chair and they were shattering and hitting me between the wooden slats of the rocking chair.

And this was what she was like...you never knew which M you'd get....happy fun tree climbing M or satanic M.

And as far as ruining childhoods...let's not forget how they included me in the spin the bottle games in MY little doll house out back dad made for me with the older neighborhood boys...so here I am maybe 6 years old seeing icky privates that were past puberty and they made me participate too and how about makin me take puffs off cigarrettes and thinkin it's funny to get a grade schooler drunk and sick? And never mind protecting me from an alcoholic sexually devient grandfather or an angry alcholic father and a depressive mom who sleeps all day and doesn't stand up to abuse. No, just go on your merry ways to college an leave me by myself to endure it all alone. Gosh, did I act up when I got to be a teen? yeah, but I wasn't acting up every year and all the time but I had my moments...so what. I didn't have a friggon chance cuz you all were such good role models....drowning your sorrows from the bottoms of alcoholic beverages or drugs or giving yourselves up like cheap whores. And lets not forget that my "buddy" sister stole from me when her butt was too big to fit but she said "mom and dad will just buy you more clothes..." when I called her on it....when I was too naive to think, it shouldn't be me looking bad if I came to mom and dad and said, I need more school clothes because the ones I had all just got STOLEN from the daughter that my dad said was his prettiest daughter....and the only reason I know this is because my 3rd oldest sister hasn't forgotten and reminds mom often of that statement. So you know what?? Do they not remember thier blessings they have in life? Do they not remember dad bought us all cars when we were in highschool? He sent us all through college? He helped launch his ships as he used to say.... Do they not count their blessings in regards to their health, thier beautiful children, their husbands, their homes and careers, and wonderful neighbors? No, obviously they forgot because they are too busy being bitter miserable wenches.

End of story.

I'll take my life because this is the one God gave me and I will wake up each day and praise Him no matter the road I must travel because like my Pastor said today....it's not enough to believe, Jesus says demons believe!! Yet they will not be in heaven...but we must OBEY God's word for as he spoke to Abrahm (not yet Abraham)....to pick up and leave and go to Canaan and you will be blessed....and Abrahm didn't say, but God I have to sell my house and get my affairs in order and I have all my friends and children's friends here...no, he obeyed and packed up his belongings, took his family and some others, and went to Canaan and he was blessed and made father of many nations. My Pastor talked about the lastest bombings from the U.N. against Libya and without mentioning any right or wrong....talked about us as Christians and that we are not enemies with the people of Libya or China or Afganistan....and he talked about Hitler and that Jones guy that made the all those followers commit suicide by drinking poison punch... and said, God would NEVER have us hurt another human being and that if a voice tells us to hurt another human being than that is NOT Jesus' voice but is the voice of the devil. So believe, obey, be blessed...that is the message.

ok...carry on with your coworker slaying....but just know, it ain't me or dac you'll have to confront one of these days....
 
Maple, you may not have a lot of money but it sounds like you do have a lot of dog poo, and I think you should share it with your sisters. Sounds like they could stand to slip in it about 13,000 times a day.
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Boo, glad your dad is feeling better!
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Batty, why are you sleeping in the Dodge?
 
Is batty on call or something or waiting her turn for her orders? Or maybe she wanted to sleep under the full moon last night???


boo's our favorite lundy and has a strong willed daddy--who likes to go to the gym.
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I have dog poo and granny poo! ha ha ha...my sisters can have it all!!!

And granny said today after church she was going to go home but since she's been spending so much time with me...she was going to miss me and be lonely at her house. So we went and ran an errand together and I told her to come and share some of my homemade brocolli soup. ...see? My sisters have no idea what's going on between me and my mom and mom's desire to live with me. morons.
 
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