Office Work.......

[ChickenAlgebra]

The ducks are disgusting. But yeah, love 'em anyways.

Want some guineas????

 

[Orchid]

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Well, I hear they are good tick patrol. But also that they are dumb as sticks. And if you want to keep disgusting ducks but give away the guineas, that makes me think they are not so desirable.

 

[NellaBean]

How about a bunny? Somebody local asked if they could have cheap duck eggs. I said yes, if you take a blue mini rex doe too.

I wasn't kidding.

Monroe the recently neutered bunny is so sweet. She is so.....not. I am afraid when I put them together she will eat him for breakfast.

 

[wegotchickens]

Young truck driving uppity whippersnappers wanna get snotty with me, I'll larn 'em...

Yes, I set up your on-line class, even if it did take me a few minutes longer than you thought it should.
Now YOU take the class with minimal support. Holler if you need help with something, and I'll get to you as quick as I can (which won't be very quick

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[maple]

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Hehehe.... It's even more fun to do to 10 y/o boys. Who are horrified that Mom just did that.

Eventually my children will learn the more it embarrasses them, the more amusement I get out of it.

A 15 y/o girl is a LOT like a 10 y/o boy!



I just posted a link the the bald eagle webcam on my fb page, with notes on how cool it was. I will get ugly messages from my more sensitive friends, because after noting how cute the chicks were, I commented that the eagle ate them. The next, just kidding comment, won't be noticed by these outraged individuals. Some people just don't 'get' me....

We are at Me?

ha! I noticed!

and uh...what do you mean... "We are at Me?"

 

[maple]

I've got some flora goin on.

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

Naw, I'd keep some guineas. But yes, dumb as sticks. Only that's an insult to the stick. It's just that gak, every freaking hen gives us keets every freaking year.

 

[Orchid]

What are guineas good for? Can you eat them? Or do they just make one feel happy when they do dumb things?

 

[jbowyer01]

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or yucky bacteria?????


The speech:

Hello can I speak to ------
Hi ------ This is Jennifer from Dr. Schauflers office. I have the results of your affirm. It shows that you have a bacteria in your vagina. Its a natural occurring bacteria but we need to call in a prescription for you, what pharmacy do you use blah blah blah blah.


The interesting ones are the ones with gonorrheal or chlamydia, some of them actually start hitting their significant other and yelling at them while your on the phone.

 

[Orchid]

We had a mean-ass mini rex buck once. *examines rabbit bite scar* I'll pass on the mean doe, thanks.