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Or the cat is beating up the dog again. Or the kids need something. Or the guineas are being idiots and not going back to the coop for the night. Or about a billion other things.

Exactly! But some people just ignore all that stuff...sadly. And this isn't supposition, I have seen it, right in DH's own family.

You have a dog-butt-kicking cat too, eh?
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It's one cat, she's full declawed from the shelter. She LOVES our big dogs. She thinks the small dog (Spaniel sort) is EVIL. Now, he's 23 pound, kitty is 6 pounds soaking wet. So kitty 4x smaller than dog with NO claws vs dog.

Cat wins. Always. The dog is TERRIFIED of the cat.

However, said dog sleeps with DS12. If child refuses to get out of bed in morning, I just threaten to throw the cat on his bed. Did it one time. He LEAPS out of bed now at that threat.
 
People's priorities are retarded.

Politically incorrect too.

I just made a translation guide for what I say at work and what I really mean.

I say - I mean

Thank you - I hate you
I'll get right on that - you'll have it next week
No problem - I hate you
I'll add it to the pile - you are approximately 300th in line
Revisions are no problem - your price just went up 20%
I'll call you back as soon as I have an answer - don't hold your breath
It shouldn't be too long - it'll be 3-4 hours at least
Have a nice day - die in a fire, slowly
 
Our Sneaky cat weighs about 14 pounds. Our Lab weighs 80. He is terrified of that cat, and for good reason. Sneaky is the peacekeeper of the yard - anyone gets too rambunctious and he is all over them like stink on poo.
 
I survived... 2 preschool classes and 3? maybe 4? kindergarden classes with 1 rooster, 4 hens, and 4 ducks and 1 good dog and another very bad dog that keeps eating my car.
 
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