Office Work.......

[maple]

what's bifurcated?


and I remember pigs in space.

 

[scbatz33]

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to cause to divide into two branches or parts

 

[wegotchickens]

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Never.

When DH asks how many chicks I have, I say 'a bunch' and then ask him about his job. By the time he's done ranting he's forgotten about the birds.

 

[maple]

ew...like tongue snakes...wait, I'm sounding tarded like everyone else here....like snake tongues...that's what I meant. My mind is still morning stupified.

 

[scbatz33]

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I don't think Kermie would mind. He was never THAT into her!

 

[LarryPQ]

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Fish may poop underwater, but when a drunk dude pooped underwater, didnt the fish come to investigate? I can't even wear nail polish to the lake without being attacked by groupers.

 

[scbatz33]

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Fish may poop underwater, but when a drunk dude pooped underwater, didnt the fish come to investigate? I can't even wear nail polish to the lake without being attacked by groupers.

That's cause you're famous. All famous people have groupers

 

[scbatz33]

could a stethoscope be used to listen for heart beat and growth?

What does growth sound like?

 

[wegotchickens]

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I don't think Kermie would mind. He was never THAT into her!

I'm begining to think he couldn't figure out how TO get into her....

 

[Orchid]

You people are wrong on SO MANY levels.