"I of course think I am handsome. Hens will treat me nice on the first date when they see me, but then I get 'I wish you had more feathers on top your head, where are your waddles?, why do you have so much hair coming from inside your ears? What is wrong with your comb?' *Sigh* Sometimes I wish I could go on Love is blind dating show for chickens and even though the show is not about looks, just tell everyone I look like George Clooney."
