Oh Craigslist, You Amuse Me So!

[mama24]

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A lot of hatcheries list them as top hats.

 

[Lothiriel]

McMurray's is an example... http://www.mcmurrayhatchery.com/top_hat_special.html

 

[pdsavage]

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A lot of hatcheries list them as top hats.

Kinda like listing a car as just a muscle car or sports car....

 

[mandelyn]

Here's a quote I saw in an add this morning

"No photo, they look like chickens"

 

[BarefootMom]

Are you kidding me? Who would want this!?

http://springfield.craigslist.org/zip/2524720484.html

Shed (maybe 8x12) needs tore down (Springfield)

Date: 2011-08-01, 3:25PM CDT
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]

I have a shed that I need tore down.. You tear it down you have it and everything in it... But you must take it all...call

 

[ChickenSnake]

lolol Hey I have this pile of trash I need taken out. You took it out you keep it!

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[chseeads]

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Oh dear.... I see other ones in that same vein pretty often for things like "pile of sticks - free! you could chip them up and make great mulch!"

When in reality what they mean is, "I have a bunch of brush that needs cleaned up, and I want you to come and do it for me for free, thanks."

 

[WhiteMountainsRanch]

http://sandiego.craigslist.org/nsd/grd/2505610466.html

What is this? I don't know whether to laugh, or? They look like nice chickens, but what are they? They sure must be expensive for $5 an egg!

FERTILE Barred Olive eggers EXTREMELY RARE EGGS - $5 (San marcos)


Rare barred olive eggs Olive color $5.00 each or $50.00 for a dozen....​

 

[Frost Homestead]

http://austin.craigslist.org/zip/2534292882.html
I came across this one today. It made me wonder if you could get rabies from eating coons? I guess maybe not if it was cooked, but I wouldn't want to take my chances...

Raccoon Fur (Leander (Travis County))

Still attached to the raccoon.

We had a raccoon attack our chickens in the garage last night, and it has killed several of them over the past few weeks.
Sadly we had to shoot, but we don't want it to go to waste.

If you process furs, or you want the meat, you can have it for free. All I ask is that you pick it up today.
I put it in the freezer, in case you want it for meat, but if nobody takes it today, I'll bury it this evening.

email me.

Please, no haters: I didn't want to do this anyway, but it was either him or my chickens, and I feel bad enough already.

 

[KristyHall]

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I would pay that for very good quality hatching eggs