Oh Craigslist, You Amuse Me So!

[Muggsmagee]

Young hens (St Johnsville )

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Date: 2011-08-14, 9:07AM EDT
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About 11 young hens. All special ordered in June 2011. 4 buffs , 4 black copper marans, 2 rhode island reds , 1 other I forgot what she is. Speckled like an amercana. Have been free ranging with grower/starter as well. Kept in our pen. Healthy. Also 2 silkies sex unknown and 2 genniea keets sex unknown. All about the same age living together. Can text pics if interested. I paid over 100.00 for these when I ordered them. Please no ridiculous offers

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Hmmm....Ameraucana come in speckled!?! I need to let the club know!

 

[horselover98]

I'm cracking up sitting here reading all of these!

One time, my sister kept getting all these calls and texts about people wanting to buy a couch. We were so confused until she searched her number up on craigslist. Someone put her number up instead of theirs....it's like seriously! you are not getting any calls... something might be up with that!

 

[chickenlover98]

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it was scary!! People were like "Hey Karen? I'm interested in the couch thats for sale..."

 

[Bessie1994Snider]

Free to a good home (Springfield)

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Date: 2011-08-14, 6:53PM CDT
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In need of a good home...not too bright... but fun to watch!


•Location: Springfield
•it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

http://springfieldil.craigslist.org/zip/2546992479.html

Lol she is free!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Theeggboxtoo]

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[sgtmom52]

A CL ad... $500 + labor

Large deck two levels treated lumber wood - $500 (York)

We are removing our deck and replacing it with a stone patio.
The deck is in good condition with a dark brown stain. It is two levels.

We will sell it for $500 if you remove it.

YOU MUST REMOVE IT.

And a reply to that ad....

re: Large deck two levels treated lumber wood - $500 (York)

Are you serious? $500????
You can get that lumber new to build the deck for about $1000....without the tedious disassembling.

Why would anyone want to do all your hard work and then pay for used lumber.
You should be paying someone $500 to remove your deck so you can get a patio.
That would be cheap for you considering I would charge $1000 to remove and dispose of it.
Times may be tough and money may be tight, but darn you redefine idiot on a whole new level.

Even free lumber if you tear it down is usually how it would work....but to ask someone to pay for it.....
Lol you made my Monday funny from the start and Ill be laughing all day now thanks to you.

Sincerely.......a deck builder since 1998......​

 

[babymakes6]

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And a reply to that ad....

re: Large deck two levels treated lumber wood - $500 (York)

Are you serious? $500????
You can get that lumber new to build the deck for about $1000....without the tedious disassembling.

Why would anyone want to do all your hard work and then pay for used lumber.
You should be paying someone $500 to remove your deck so you can get a patio.
That would be cheap for you considering I would charge $1000 to remove and dispose of it.
Times may be tough and money may be tight, but darn you redefine idiot on a whole new level.

Even free lumber if you tear it down is usually how it would work....but to ask someone to pay for it.....
Lol you made my Monday funny from the start and Ill be laughing all day now thanks to you.

Sincerely.......a deck builder since 1998......
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That is a very nice deck, in good condition (I looked it up

)! Yes, you may be able to get the wood for $1000, BUT you would ALSO need to pay HIM (or somebody else, if you weren't good at building) another $1000 (at least!) to build it for you! It is treated and stained, too. It isn't usually very hard to tear a deck apart and reassemble it. We had one that was given to us (very small-too small for us!) that we were planning to use. When I had a garage sale in May we had at least 6 people ask to buy it, so we sold it. We easily could have gotten $200-300 for it, but my hubby wasn't using his head and said $50 to the first guy that asked. Of course, he grabbed it! When he came back to get it, he told us he builds decks!

He knew he got a steal!

 

[featherfinder]

Free Bee's




http://tampa.craigslist.org/pnl/pet/2547672402.html


Free Bees (my house)

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Date: 2011-08-15, 10:46AM EDT
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These bees are a pain in my ass and are around my yard in a few different spots. Free, no re-homing fee. you remove.


•Location: my house
•it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests



PostingID: 2547672402


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[babymakes6]

Here it is.

 

[Duramaxgirl]

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That's seems like and ok deal! But a little far for me to drive. I want a deck off the back of my house just like it!