Oh Craigslist, You Amuse Me So!

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I am on my way with my bee collecting jar.

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Chickens Bantams Silkies Turkeys
Date: 2011-08-11, 11:39AM EDT
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We still have them , but its getting late in the season
Please Hurry & Call us to place an order. We also Gurantee Live Delivery,
Worry Free Shipping. See our site Then call us for great prices
http://www.signaturepoultry.com


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What, so silkies aren't chickens?
http://reading.craigslist.org/grd/2536271648.html

http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/grd/2548086892.html
HOLY POOP! $15 for chicks????
 
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If this works I might have to post the same add to get rid of my bee's lol

You know if I knew what I was doing, with ambition and endless energy, to run down people's bees, I'd be all in!!!! I'd love my own hive. A friend of mine and her DH rescue house bees and collect the honey that they find in the houses...errr...walls. I don't have that kind of gumption. That's why I need my own hive...in my own backyard...I'm too lazy to wrangle wild bees.
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Free Santa Suit (North Pole)

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Date: 2011-08-15, 8:25PM CDT
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Free Santa suit...must pick up...can't walk..or fly anymore...I have a slight drinking problem.


http://springfieldil.craigslist.org/zip/2548948792.html

Awww hitting the eggnog a lil to hard huh????
 
Free to good home (Springfield)

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Date: 2011-08-15, 9:45PM CDT
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Free to a good home is our loving pet and family member of two weeks Twinkle. We got him from my aunt who passed away about two weeks ago. So far hes been a bit of a ...... handfull I would say. But hes really good with small children and he is verrrry protective. We live in a small apartment and he seems to need more space. Below is one of the better pictures we have of him. It looks like like hes rabid , but hes not hes just smilling. We would love to find him a loving owner and we are willing to travel up to 200 miles to deliver him to your home. We dont ask any re-homing fees, and we will supply two month off food and chew toys.

http://springfieldil.craigslist.org/zip/2549057192.html


Funny, but hope he gets a good home
 
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Strange, that exact picture is in my Simon and Schuster's Guide to Dog Breeds. It is, amazingly enough, located in a chapter about aggression. lol
 
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It's like a frat party up in here - $2 (South Range)

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Date: 2011-08-15, 9:16PM CDT
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No, seriously. We have too many roosters and the place like a bad college party: there's fighting, inappropriate sexual behavior, and noise at all hours. My poor hens are humped bald!

I don't know what all breeds they are, but they're handsome dudes, and if they don't find new homes soon they're going into the freezer. I'm pretty sure I have a barred rock and a black australorp at least, *possibly* a wyandotte. I also have a few homegrown boys, from this spring, who are mutts look like they'll be popular with the ladies.

They're mostly about 18 months old, and not people aggressive (I already killed those ones), and they'd just love to have their own pad with a few lovelies to protect. What they don't love is dying, so please, give a chicken a chance. I'll even help you catch them. That's how much I want them gone. I'll do that much work without dinner at the end of it. I'M NOT KIDDING, I'LL TOTALLY HELP YOU.

So please, from the frazzled dean of a pretty decent school: come clear out our campus and save these boys' lives. Don't you need a new cock in your life?


•Location: South Range
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*Looks like a very creative way to find homes for extra roos
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