Oh Craigslist, You Amuse Me So!

[vfem]

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Write him back... ask how many chickens he will accept?!?! Maybe throw in some fertilized eggs to sweeten the deal!!!

 

[Gallusfarm]

I am so confused with this one..... Trying to figure out what they are offering with the: "COOPS MOVEMENTABLE PROCUTION"

http://richmond.craigslist.org/grd/2156480609.html


edited for my spelling

 

[Muggsmagee]

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That's just painful....all those spelling mistakes.

 

[Muggsmagee]

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movementable? procution? busniness...thanks for intresting with us!

Wow...just as painful!

That ad speaks volumes that English isn't this person's first language. I want to help them out!

 

[crtrlovr]

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There was a very interesting story on Petwarmers regarding a woman who had a pet oppossum. If I remember correctly, it lived more than 6 years, and the veterinarians were really surprised that an oppossum had lived that long. She adored it, and said it was a wonderful and loving pet. I don't dislike them, but I certainly don't want them munching on my chickens or ducks.

 

[HHandbasket]

Hey hey you guys, check this one out. For those of you who like pure "bread" dogs.


http://sacramento.craigslist.org/bar/2160463807.html

 

[vfem]

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Recent high school drop out needs rid of bread dogs and chocolate eggs! LOL

 

[colowyo0809]

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what is a blue nose?

 

[Muggsmagee]

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I've made turtle bread before. Must try some bread dogs. BTW... $350...small adoption fee. Small my azz.

 

[WIChookchick]

A lady needs a Golem, to help teach her daughter math and do household chores!!!
OMG.. to funny!!!
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/nyc/1578516400.html

Looking for Rabbi Versed in DARK TALMUDIC ARTS to create GOLEM.
Date: 2010-01-30, 6:19PM EST

WANTED:

One Rabbi versed in the Dark Talmudic Arts to create one Golem for household of three. Golem will perform rudimentary household chores such as dishes & sweeping, basic Math Tutoring for our daughter in 3rd grade and basic household security. Golem must be obedient and fairly unobtrusive on our every-day lives.

We will supply all materials needed (clay, twigs, calfskin parchment, etc) needed to create the Golem. All you need to do is use your magical ancient Rabbinic skills to animate said Golem!

Please note! We are looking for a Rabbi to create a Golem: an anthropomorphic being created from inanimate matter from Jewish folk-lore, NOT Gollum: a former Hobbit turned into monster and looking for "precious". This is important! We have no interest in living with Gollum. We want a Golem. Please respond, serious inquiry only.